Adulting Should Be Optional Baby Onesies
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Adulting should be optional..you didn’t ask to be born a human, let alone to grow up. Show off your indifferent feelings about growing up and having adult responsibility with this funny adult joke design!
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Please note: sizes are approximate.
(4424) Baby One Piece
Our baby one-piece features a reinforced 3-snap closure and is made from ultra-soft 100% cotton. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 6MOS | 9" | 12 1/2" |
| 12MOS | 10" | 13 1/2" |
| 18MOS | 11" | 14 1/2" |
| 24MOS | 12" | 15 1/2" |
Women's Leggings
Our full-length, heavy-weight sublimated leggings are made from a blend of 89% Polyester, 11% Spandex. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Waist | Outseam |
|---|---|---|
| XS (0 - 2) | 27" | 38 1/4" |
| Small (4 - 6) | 29" | 38 5/8" |
| Medium (8 - 10) | 31" | 39" |
| Large (12 - 14) | 33 1/2" | 39 3/8"" |
| XL (16 - 18) | 36 1/2" | 39 3/4" |
| 2X (20) | 39 1/2" | 40 1/8" |
(3600) Men's Cotton Tee
Our men's fitted crewneck tee is made from ultra-soft 100% cotton. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 19" | 28" |
| MD | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| LG | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2X | 26" | 32" |
(6010) Men's Heathered Tee
Our men's heathered crewneck tee features a slim fit and is made from a blend of 25% cotton, 25% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 18" | 27 1/2" |
| MD | 19 1/2" | 28 1/2" |
| LG | 21" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 1/2" | 30 1/2" |
| 2X | 24 1/2" | 31 1/2" |
(sock) Printed Socks
Our 50% Cotton/45% Polyester/5% Spandex 8" crew sock features a fun all-over print and a solid black toe and sole. The lightweight, breathable fabric also features moisture wicking properties. Fits shoe sizes 7-13. Printed in the USA
(3200bc) Unisex Baseball Tee
Our unisex baseball tee features 3/4 length sleeves and is made from a lightweight blend of 52% cotton and 48% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/8" | 25 1/8" |
| SM | 17 5/8" | 27 1/2" |
| MD | 19 5/8" | 28 1/2" |
| LG | 21 5/8" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 23 5/8" | 30 1/2" |
| 2X | 25 5/8" | 31 1/2" |
(3719bc) Unisex Fleece Pullover Hoodie
Our unisex heathered pullover hoodie features an ultra-soft lining, front kangaroo pocket, and ribbed knit cuffs and waistband. It is made from a blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18" | 25 1/2" |
| SM | 19 1/2" | 26 3/8" |
| MD | 21 1/2" | 27 1/2" |
| LG | 23 1/2" | 28 5/8" |
| XL | 25 1/2" | 29 3/4" |
| 2X | 27 1/2" | 30 7/8" |
(3480bc) Unisex Tank
Our unisex tank features a slightly boxy fit and is made from ultra-soft 100% cotton. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/4" | 26" |
| SM | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| MD | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| LG | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2X | 26 1/4" | 31" |
(6040) Unisex V-neck Heathered Tee
Our unisex heathered v-neck tee features a slim fit and is made from a blend of 25% cotton, 25% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 18" | 27 1/2" |
| MD | 19 1/2" | 28 1/2" |
| LG | 21" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 1/2" | 30 1/2" |
| 2X | 24 1/2" | 31 1/2" |
(3200) Unisex V-neck Tee
Our unisex fitted v-neck tee is made from ultra-soft 100% cotton. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 19" | 28" |
| MD | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| LG | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2X | 26" | 32" |
(3300) Women's Cotton Tee
Our women's fitted tee is made from ultra-soft 100% cotton. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 15" | 25 3/8" |
| MD | 16" | 26" |
| LG | 17" | 26 5/8" |
| XL | 18 1/2" | 27 1/4" |
| 2X | 20" | 27 7/8" |
(6933) Women's French Terry Racerback Tank
Our women's french terry racerback tank features a slightly loose fit and is made from a blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 15 1/2" | 27 3/8" |
| MD | 16 1/2" | 28" |
| LG | 17 1/2" | 28 5/8" |
| XL | 19" | 29 1/4" |
| 2X | 20 1/2" | 29 7/8" |
(6710) Women's Heathered Tee
Our women's heathered crewneck tee features a slim fit and is made from a blend of 25% cotton, 25% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 16" | 25 1/2" |
| MD | 17" | 26" |
| LG | 18" | 26 1/2" |
| XL | 19 1/2" | 27" |
| 2X | 21" | 27 1/2" |
(20012) Women's Lightweight Pullover
Our women's lightweight pullover features a slightly cropped, loose, and boxy fit and is banded at the waist. It is made from a blend of 37% cotton, 13% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 1/2" | 21" |
| SM | 19 3/4" | 22" |
| MD | 21" | 23" |
| LG | 22 1/4" | 24" |
| XL | 23 1/2" | 25" |
| 2X | 24 3/4" | 26" |
(6731) Women's Long Sleeve Scoop Tee
Our women's heathered long sleeve tee features a slim fit, scoop neckline, and is made from a blend of 25% cotton, 25% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 16 1/2" | 26 1/2" |
| MD | 17 1/2" | 27" |
| LG | 18 1/2" | 27 1/2" |
| XL | 20" | 28" |
| 2X | 21 1/2" | 28 1/2" |
(6733) Women's Racerback Tank
Our women's racerback tank is form-fitting with generously cut arm openings and left unhemmed for a raw-edge look. It is made from a blend of 25% cotton, 25% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15 1/4" | 26 1/2" |
| SM | 16" | 27 1/8" |
| MD | 17" | 27 3/4" |
| LG | 18" | 28 3/8" |
| XL | 19 1/2" | 29" |
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