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I'm Slow As Hell Baseball Tee
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...But I'm still beating everybody on the couch. Strive for progress over perfection. After all, a slow sloth run beats no run any day of the week. Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, wear this funny fitness shirt and run on, mile after mile.

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...But I'm still beating everybody on the couch. Strive for progress over perfection. After all, a slow sloth run beats no run any day of the week. Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, wear this funny fitness shirt and run on, mile after mile.
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