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Show off your love of books and your indifference toward the male gender with this funny and sassy, book lover's, reading enthusiast's, introvert humor, anti-boys and pro-literature tote bag! Tell the world they better keep it quiet when you have your nose in a good book!

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Show off your love of books and your indifference toward the male gender with this funny and sassy, book lover's, reading enthusiast's, introvert humor, anti-boys and pro-literature tote bag! Tell the world they better keep it quiet when you have your nose in a good book!

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