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Happy People Don't Shoot Their Husbands Beach Towels
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Happy People Don't Shoot Their Husbands Beach Towels

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Lay out on the beach or by the pool in style with this sassy pink beach towel. This funny towel features the comedic movie quote "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy People don't shoot their husbands. They just don't."

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Lay out on the beach or by the pool in style with this sassy pink beach towel. This funny towel features the comedic movie quote "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy People don't shoot their husbands. They just don't."
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