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If You Ain't First You're Last T-Shirt
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If You Ain't First You're Last T-Shirt

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This funny fourth of july shirt is great for true U.S history nerds who wanna get drunk and BBQ on the fourth of july and who love their first president George Washington and also Nascar like "you ain't first you're last." This patriotic shirt is perfect for fans of george washington memes, usa shirts, and fourth of july jokes.

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This funny fourth of july shirt is great for true U.S history nerds who wanna get drunk and BBQ on the fourth of july and who love their first president George Washington and also Nascar like "you ain't first you're last." This patriotic shirt is perfect for fans of george washington memes, usa shirts, and fourth of july jokes.
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