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I'm Not Drunk I'm American Baby One-Piece
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This funny fourth of july shirt is great for true Americans and patriots who love to get drunk and party because "I'm not drunk I'm American." This usa shirt is great for fans of merica memes, patriotic shirts and funny usa jokes.Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsSherri H.2018-08-06
Mufasa Onsie
Love this! Seems to be good quality -- cannot wait to see on my new grandson!
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Heathered Light Gray
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6 months
Cecilia A.2018-08-04
I hella love it!
I can't wait until I see my grandson in it!
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Heathered Light Gray
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12 months
John R.2018-07-27
great service, small size
I was excited to find the "Thick Thighs Save Lives" merchandise that included baby onesies. Pricing was good, service was fast. Material seems to be good. The only problem I have is that the ladies medium t shirt is extremely small. When I first took it out of the package my first impression was that it looked more like a boys medium or at best a women's small. I needed it as a gift so I had to give it to my friend along with the info about exchanging it so hoping that she does. She is going to request a large and hope that it fits or is not too big. Not sure if this is typical or if a mistake but would recommend overall but be sure and check the sizing when it is received.
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Heathered Light Gray
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24 months
Irma Z.2018-05-14
Cute
Cute, well made
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6mos
Kevin P.2018-05-13
Evil Morty
My buddy’s wife is pregnant with a little evil Morty.
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6mos
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