OMG I American't Even Right Now Baby Onesies
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Show off your American pride and sense of humor with this hilariously funny, millennial slang, USA inspired, red, white and blue shirt! Now get your friends together and get star spangled hammered!
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(4424) Baby One Piece
Our baby one-piece features a reinforced 3-snap closure and is made from ultra-soft 100% cotton. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 6MOS | 9" | 12 1/2" |
| 12MOS | 10" | 13 1/2" |
| 18MOS | 11" | 14 1/2" |
| 24MOS | 12" | 15 1/2" |
Women's Leggings
Our full-length, heavy-weight sublimated leggings are made from a blend of 89% Polyester, 11% Spandex. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Waist | Outseam |
|---|---|---|
| XS (0 - 2) | 27" | 38 1/4" |
| Small (4 - 6) | 29" | 38 5/8" |
| Medium (8 - 10) | 31" | 39" |
| Large (12 - 14) | 33 1/2" | 39 3/8"" |
| XL (16 - 18) | 36 1/2" | 39 3/4" |
| 2X (20) | 39 1/2" | 40 1/8" |
(3600) Men's Cotton Tee
Our men's fitted crewneck tee is made from ultra-soft 100% cotton. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 19" | 28" |
| MD | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| LG | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2X | 26" | 32" |
(6010) Men's Heathered Tee
Our men's heathered crewneck tee features a slim fit and is made from a blend of 25% cotton, 25% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 18" | 27 1/2" |
| MD | 19 1/2" | 28 1/2" |
| LG | 21" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 1/2" | 30 1/2" |
| 2X | 24 1/2" | 31 1/2" |
(sock) Printed Socks
Our 50% Cotton/45% Polyester/5% Spandex 8" crew sock features a fun all-over print and a solid black toe and sole. The lightweight, breathable fabric also features moisture wicking properties. Fits shoe sizes 7-13. Printed in the USA
(3200bc) Unisex Baseball Tee
Our unisex baseball tee features 3/4 length sleeves and is made from a lightweight blend of 52% cotton and 48% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/8" | 25 1/8" |
| SM | 17 5/8" | 27 1/2" |
| MD | 19 5/8" | 28 1/2" |
| LG | 21 5/8" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 23 5/8" | 30 1/2" |
| 2X | 25 5/8" | 31 1/2" |
(3719bc) Unisex Fleece Pullover Hoodie
Our unisex heathered pullover hoodie features an ultra-soft lining, front kangaroo pocket, and ribbed knit cuffs and waistband. It is made from a blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18" | 25 1/2" |
| SM | 19 1/2" | 26 3/8" |
| MD | 21 1/2" | 27 1/2" |
| LG | 23 1/2" | 28 5/8" |
| XL | 25 1/2" | 29 3/4" |
| 2X | 27 1/2" | 30 7/8" |
(3480bc) Unisex Tank
Our unisex tank features a slightly boxy fit and is made from ultra-soft 100% cotton. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/4" | 26" |
| SM | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| MD | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| LG | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2X | 26 1/4" | 31" |
(6040) Unisex V-neck Heathered Tee
Our unisex heathered v-neck tee features a slim fit and is made from a blend of 25% cotton, 25% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 18" | 27 1/2" |
| MD | 19 1/2" | 28 1/2" |
| LG | 21" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 1/2" | 30 1/2" |
| 2X | 24 1/2" | 31 1/2" |
(3200) Unisex V-neck Tee
Our unisex fitted v-neck tee is made from ultra-soft 100% cotton. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 19" | 28" |
| MD | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| LG | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2X | 26" | 32" |
(3300) Women's Cotton Tee
Our women's fitted tee is made from ultra-soft 100% cotton. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 15" | 25 3/8" |
| MD | 16" | 26" |
| LG | 17" | 26 5/8" |
| XL | 18 1/2" | 27 1/4" |
| 2X | 20" | 27 7/8" |
(6933) Women's French Terry Racerback Tank
Our women's french terry racerback tank features a slightly loose fit and is made from a blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 15 1/2" | 27 3/8" |
| MD | 16 1/2" | 28" |
| LG | 17 1/2" | 28 5/8" |
| XL | 19" | 29 1/4" |
| 2X | 20 1/2" | 29 7/8" |
(6710) Women's Heathered Tee
Our women's heathered crewneck tee features a slim fit and is made from a blend of 25% cotton, 25% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 16" | 25 1/2" |
| MD | 17" | 26" |
| LG | 18" | 26 1/2" |
| XL | 19 1/2" | 27" |
| 2X | 21" | 27 1/2" |
(20012) Women's Lightweight Pullover
Our women's lightweight pullover features a slightly cropped, loose, and boxy fit and is banded at the waist. It is made from a blend of 37% cotton, 13% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 1/2" | 21" |
| SM | 19 3/4" | 22" |
| MD | 21" | 23" |
| LG | 22 1/4" | 24" |
| XL | 23 1/2" | 25" |
| 2X | 24 3/4" | 26" |
(6731) Women's Long Sleeve Scoop Tee
Our women's heathered long sleeve tee features a slim fit, scoop neckline, and is made from a blend of 25% cotton, 25% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| SM | 16 1/2" | 26 1/2" |
| MD | 17 1/2" | 27" |
| LG | 18 1/2" | 27 1/2" |
| XL | 20" | 28" |
| 2X | 21 1/2" | 28 1/2" |
(6733) Women's Racerback Tank
Our women's racerback tank is form-fitting with generously cut arm openings and left unhemmed for a raw-edge look. It is made from a blend of 25% cotton, 25% rayon, and 50% polyester. Printed in the USA.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15 1/4" | 26 1/2" |
| SM | 16" | 27 1/8" |
| MD | 17" | 27 3/4" |
| LG | 18" | 28 3/8" |
| XL | 19 1/2" | 29" |
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