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Dear Mom Thank You For Having Unprotected Sex Greeting Cards
Dear Mom Thank You For Having Unprotected Sex Greetingcard
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Dear Mom Thank You For Having Unprotected Sex Greeting Cards

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Show your mom some love this Mother's Day with this hilariously inappropriate, mom humor, weird and silly greeting card! Now give your mom the best/weirdest Mother's Day ever with this whacky design!

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Show your mom some love this Mother's Day with this hilariously inappropriate, mom humor, weird and silly greeting card! Now give your mom the best/weirdest Mother's Day ever with this whacky design!

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Natalie B.2020-09-18

Great card

Great card
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Zak T.2020-02-18

Better than I expected

The card wasn't as large as I thought it would be, granted I didn't look at the dimensions provided. However, after receiving the card it was very nice. After opening, my girlfriend told me she couldn't stop laughing and had to show it to everyone. Well worth it!!!!
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Amelia B.2020-02-16

Super cute!

Super cute!
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Amelia B.2020-02-16

Super cute and perfect for

Super cute and perfect for valentines!
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Kaylie J.2020-01-29

Great!

Great!
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Heath H.2019-12-12

looks great

looks great
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Carol S.2019-11-13

Just perfect!

Great quality card and shipped as expected!
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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

Super cute

Super cute
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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

My boyfriend loved it as

My boyfriend loved it as did I
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Joan W.2019-05-07

Love these unique & high

Love these unique & high quality cards!
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