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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things T-Shirt
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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things T-Shirt

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Celebrate the U.S. Congress' incessant bungling of everything with this shirt! Perfect for citizens who are sick and tired of the rampant partisan disfunction that is paralyzing our political process. Whether you're a democrat, republican, libertarian, or anything in between, this shirt is perfect for expressing your rage!

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Celebrate the U.S. Congress' incessant bungling of everything with this shirt! Perfect for citizens who are sick and tired of the rampant partisan disfunction that is paralyzing our political process. Whether you're a democrat, republican, libertarian, or anything in between, this shirt is perfect for expressing your rage!
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