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100% Die Hoodie
100% Die Hoodie
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100% Die Hoodie

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Don't work out, because 100% of people who exercise die! Perfect for those lazy loungers who love not working out. We all die, death is unavoidable. If you love to nap, sleep, procrastinate, eat delicious fatty food, seize the day, live life to the max, and party and get wasted with friends, this shirt is for you!

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Don't work out, because 100% of people who exercise die! Perfect for those lazy loungers who love not working out. We all die, death is unavoidable. If you love to nap, sleep, procrastinate, eat delicious fatty food, seize the day, live life to the max, and party and get wasted with friends, this shirt is for you!
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