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Pick Two: Intelligent, Emotionally Stable, Good Looking Tank Top
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Whoever said "you can have it all" was a liar. In life there are things that you have to sacrifice, especially when it comes to expectations involving your mate. Chances are that you will never meet someone who is intelligent, good looking and emotionally stable, but two out of three ain't bad.

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Whoever said "you can have it all" was a liar. In life there are things that you have to sacrifice, especially when it comes to expectations involving your mate. Chances are that you will never meet someone who is intelligent, good looking and emotionally stable, but two out of three ain't bad.
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