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I Would Cry But My Mascara Is Expensive Racerback Tank
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I Would Cry But My Mascara Is Expensive Racerback Tank

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This makeup shirt reads, "I Would Cry But My Mascara Is Expensive " and is perfect for anyone who doesn't have the time or the money to cry over stupid things, like boys and adulthood! Makeup is expensive, so save those tears for another time with this sassy makeup tee!

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This makeup shirt reads, "I Would Cry But My Mascara Is Expensive " and is perfect for anyone who doesn't have the time or the money to cry over stupid things, like boys and adulthood! Makeup is expensive, so save those tears for another time with this sassy makeup tee!
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