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This World Doesn't Deserve You Greeting Card
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Share you love with your friends with this funny and sassy but bored, sci-fi inspired, planetary Earth greeting card! Yawn, Earth is totally boring, but this is the perfect card to let someone know that they are the only good thing about this lame planet full of useless meat bags.

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Share you love with your friends with this funny and sassy but bored, sci-fi inspired, planetary Earth greeting card! Yawn, Earth is totally boring, but this is the perfect card to let someone know that they are the only good thing about this lame planet full of useless meat bags.

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Adam W.2018-10-14

Superfast processing and super fast

Superfast processing and super fast shipping if I would’ve known it would be that the efficient I would not have paid for expedited shipping.
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Kevin A.2018-09-08

Great quality!

Great quality!
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Cat B.2018-05-12

Excellent

Great product, great service!
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