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Fries Before Guys Greeting Card
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The cardinal rule of junk food lovers: Fries Before Guys. Who needs boys when you have french fries. Show off your junk food obsession with this funny feminist card, and eat all the fries and burgers as you want. Some junk food decor to inspire you to love yourself and enjoy eating, cuz food is amazing and boys can really suck sometimes.

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The cardinal rule of junk food lovers: Fries Before Guys. Who needs boys when you have french fries. Show off your junk food obsession with this funny feminist card, and eat all the fries and burgers as you want. Some junk food decor to inspire you to love yourself and enjoy eating, cuz food is amazing and boys can really suck sometimes.
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The cardinal rule of junk food lovers: Fries Before Guys. Who needs boys when you have french fries. Show off your junk food obsession with this funny feminist card, and eat all the fries and burgers as you want. Some junk food decor to inspire you to love yourself and enjoy eating, cuz food is amazing and boys can really suck sometimes.

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Our 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting cards are blank on the inside and printed on off-white, matte, heavy-weight cardstock. Our cards come enclosed in brown kraft envelopes and are printed in the USA.{{ sku }}

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Adam W.2018-10-14

Superfast processing and super fast

Superfast processing and super fast shipping if I would’ve known it would be that the efficient I would not have paid for expedited shipping.
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Kevin A.2018-09-08

Great quality!

Great quality!
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Cat B.2018-05-12

Excellent

Great product, great service!
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