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These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside T-Shirts
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If you walk around town and people try to talk to you, just tell them, "These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside". This funny apathetic shirt is perfect for anyone who some days can't tell if they're tired or actually a walking corpse. Stay on the safe and antisocial side and use this shirt to save yourself from any exhausting conversations from the living!

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If you walk around town and people try to talk to you, just tell them, "These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside". This funny apathetic shirt is perfect for anyone who some days can't tell if they're tired or actually a walking corpse. Stay on the safe and antisocial side and use this shirt to save yourself from any exhausting conversations from the living!
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If you walk around town and people try to talk to you, just tell them, "These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside". This funny apathetic shirt is perfect for anyone who some days can't tell if they're tired or actually a walking corpse. Stay on the safe and antisocial side and use this shirt to save yourself from any exhausting conversations from the living!

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Trish B.2020-05-17

Great quality. Excellent service. Needed

Great quality. Excellent service. Needed for a certain date and delivered as promised.
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Size lg
Trish B.2020-05-17

Great quality. Excellent service! Delivered

Great quality. Excellent service! Delivered as promised.
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Size lg
Angelia N.2020-04-05

Fun, fit as expected

Fun, fit as expected
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size xl
Cassie N.2020-03-09

Love it!

Love it!
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Size 2x
Alicia J.2019-12-04

Very pleased

Great quality. Soft and fits true to size. My son loves it!
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Size sm
Jessica B.2019-12-04

Love it.

It's great! I love this design
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Size 2x
Debra C.2019-12-03

TSHIRT

PERFECT JOKE GIFT!
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Size lg
Jennifer L.2019-11-25

I love this shirt.

This shirt is a mood. I wound up with two as one got lost in the mail and found it's way to me anyway. Very happy with the service and the quality of the shirt. Thank you..
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Size 2x
Sherri H.2019-11-22

Soft, comfortable, true to size

Soft, comfortable, true to size
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Size md
leilani S.2019-11-05

LOVED ALL MY SHIRTS!!

First off the Customer Service Rep Meghan was so quick to respond, helpful, and very kind. Some of the shirts need to be returned for different sizes and they came back so quickly!! Can’t wait to buy more!!!
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