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These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside Baby One-Piece
These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside Baby
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These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside Baby One-Piece

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If you walk around town and people try to talk to you, just tell them, "These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside". This funny apathetic shirt is perfect for anyone who some days can't tell if they're tired or actually a walking corpse. Stay on the safe and antisocial side and use this shirt to save yourself from any exhausting conversations from the living!

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If you walk around town and people try to talk to you, just tell them, "These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside". This funny apathetic shirt is perfect for anyone who some days can't tell if they're tired or actually a walking corpse. Stay on the safe and antisocial side and use this shirt to save yourself from any exhausting conversations from the living!
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