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These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside Racerback Tank Tops
These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside Racerback
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These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside Racerback Tank Tops

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If you walk around town and people try to talk to you, just tell them, "These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside". This funny apathetic shirt is perfect for anyone who some days can't tell if they're tired or actually a walking corpse. Stay on the safe and antisocial side and use this shirt to save yourself from any exhausting conversations from the living!

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If you walk around town and people try to talk to you, just tell them, "These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside". This funny apathetic shirt is perfect for anyone who some days can't tell if they're tired or actually a walking corpse. Stay on the safe and antisocial side and use this shirt to save yourself from any exhausting conversations from the living!
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If you walk around town and people try to talk to you, just tell them, "These Are Just Muscle Spasms, I'm Actually Dead Inside". This funny apathetic shirt is perfect for anyone who some days can't tell if they're tired or actually a walking corpse. Stay on the safe and antisocial side and use this shirt to save yourself from any exhausting conversations from the living!

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All Women's Raw Edge Racerback Product Reviews

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Elizabeth B.2020-10-17

Perfect!!!

Perfect!!!
Color heathered_black
Size sm
Elizabeth B.2020-10-17

Amazing!!!

Amazing!!!
Color heathered_black
Size sm
Elizabeth B.2020-10-17

Love!!!

Love!!!
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size sm
Danielle c.2020-09-24

Fits well super comfy material

Fits well super comfy material
Color heathered_black
Size xl
Katie O.2019-12-04

My favorite fitting material

My favorite fitting material, it’s hard to find. Love the design and great quality.
Color heathered_red
Size md
Nancy V.2019-11-05

Amazing customer service

Love the shirt I was sent, fits perfectly. I'm definitely a loyal customer now.
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Nicole D.2019-10-09

Love it

It’s great, but I was surprised to see that the shirt is dark blue. I thought charcoal. I like it anyway, super cute.
Color indigo
Size md
Jacquelyn P.2019-10-09

Loved it

True to size, love it.
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Size md
raven m.2019-10-09

super comfortable

super comfortable and flattering cut for someone with a little excess cellulite. printing is super clear and pigmented. very soft fabric.
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Size xl
Roxanne P.2019-10-03

Great design but shirt is lacking

I love the design of this shirt and will continue to keep it in my closet. However, there is a question of longevity. The shoulder strap area seems as I can easily rip it apart with my bare hands. The width of the straps is hardly even two fingers wide. Hoping it lasts long enough to redeem the value I paid for it.
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Size sm
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