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I Am The Human Equivalent Of A Fruit Cake Crewneck Sweatshirt
I Am The Human Equivalent Of A Fruit Cake Pullover
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I Am The Human Equivalent Of A Fruit Cake Crewneck Sweatshirt

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If you've ever thought about why people avoid you during the holidays, you may consider, "I Am The Human Equivalent Of A Fruit Cake"! This funny holiday shirt is a perfect apathetic design for anyone trying to stay festive while letting people know how antisocial they really are. Embrace your inner fruit cake with this hilarious Christmas tee!

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If you've ever thought about why people avoid you during the holidays, you may consider, "I Am The Human Equivalent Of A Fruit Cake"! This funny holiday shirt is a perfect apathetic design for anyone trying to stay festive while letting people know how antisocial they really are. Embrace your inner fruit cake with this hilarious Christmas tee!
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If you've ever thought about why people avoid you during the holidays, you may consider, "I Am The Human Equivalent Of A Fruit Cake"! This funny holiday shirt is a perfect apathetic design for anyone trying to stay festive while letting people know how antisocial they really are. Embrace your inner fruit cake with this hilarious Christmas tee!

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Hethyre T.2019-01-15

Cute but runs small

Very cute but runs small
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size 3x
Beth A.2019-01-14

Very comfortable!!

Very comfortable!!
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
Lauren H.2019-01-13

Love it! Normally wear one

Love it! Normally wear one size smaller. I recommend ordering up, but I also prefer my sweatshirts loose and slouchy.
Color heathered_oatmeal_ra
Size xl
Theresa F.2019-01-08

Perfect fit

Perfect fit
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size 3x
Allison S.2019-01-04

Super soft! So worth the

Super soft! So worth the money.
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
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