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I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card
I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greetingcard
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I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

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What better way to say Merry Christmas to your closest friends and relatives then by an inappropriate greeting card about penis jokes? This card is perfect for someone with a sassy sense of humor that loves Christmas. You're stockings going to get stuffed this Holiday Season!

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What better way to say Merry Christmas to your closest friends and relatives then by an inappropriate greeting card about penis jokes? This card is perfect for someone with a sassy sense of humor that loves Christmas. You're stockings going to get stuffed this Holiday Season!
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What better way to say Merry Christmas to your closest friends and relatives then by an inappropriate greeting card about penis jokes? This card is perfect for someone with a sassy sense of humor that loves Christmas. You're stockings going to get stuffed this Holiday Season!

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Our 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting cards are blank on the inside and printed on off-white, matte, heavy-weight cardstock. Our cards come enclosed in brown kraft envelopes and are printed in the USA.{{ sku }}

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Adam W.2018-10-14

Superfast processing and super fast

Superfast processing and super fast shipping if I would’ve known it would be that the efficient I would not have paid for expedited shipping.
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Kevin A.2018-09-08

Great quality!

Great quality!
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Cat B.2018-05-12

Excellent

Great product, great service!
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