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Merry Christmas From Your Fellow Heterosexual Greeting Card
Merry Christmas From Your Fellow Heterosexual Greetingcard
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Merry Christmas From Your Fellow Heterosexual Greeting Card

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Don your gay apparel with this festive Christmas card! Fool all of your family members into believing that you are as straight as an arrow. This sarcastic greeting card features an illustration of a rainbow and the phrase "Merry Christmas from your fellow 100% heterosexual family member."

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Don your gay apparel with this festive Christmas card! Fool all of your family members into believing that you are as straight as an arrow. This sarcastic greeting card features an illustration of a rainbow and the phrase "Merry Christmas from your fellow 100% heterosexual family member."
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Don your gay apparel with this festive Christmas card! Fool all of your family members into believing that you are as straight as an arrow. This sarcastic greeting card features an illustration of a rainbow and the phrase "Merry Christmas from your fellow 100% heterosexual family member."

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Our 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting cards are blank on the inside and printed on off-white, matte, heavy-weight cardstock. Our cards come enclosed in brown kraft envelopes and are printed in the USA.{{ sku }}

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Adam W.2018-10-14

Superfast processing and super fast

Superfast processing and super fast shipping if I would’ve known it would be that the efficient I would not have paid for expedited shipping.
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Kevin A.2018-09-08

Great quality!

Great quality!
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Cat B.2018-05-12

Excellent

Great product, great service!
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