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I Literally Can't Eve-n T-Shirt
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I Literally Can't Eve-n T-Shirt

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This hilarious Santa design reads, "I Literally Can't Eve-n" and is perfect for any basic who can't even with all this holiday stuff going on! Make your Christmas Eve more punny with this basic bitch Santa and his peppermint mocha. If being basic is wrong then Santa doesn't wanna be right, and neither should you!

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This hilarious Santa design reads, "I Literally Can't Eve-n" and is perfect for any basic who can't even with all this holiday stuff going on! Make your Christmas Eve more punny with this basic bitch Santa and his peppermint mocha. If being basic is wrong then Santa doesn't wanna be right, and neither should you!
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