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I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Snails Baby One-Piece
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I run. I'm slower than a herd of snails stampeding through molasses but I run! If you run like a snail then this shirt is for you! Perfect for working out at the gym and going on very sluggish jogs! Even if you're not the fastest or have the most endurance, it's still awesome that you're striving to meet your fitness goals! Don't give up you sassy little snail!

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I run. I'm slower than a herd of snails stampeding through molasses but I run! If you run like a snail then this shirt is for you! Perfect for working out at the gym and going on very sluggish jogs! Even if you're not the fastest or have the most endurance, it's still awesome that you're striving to meet your fitness goals! Don't give up you sassy little snail!
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