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Find Me A Boat To Throw Some Tea From Baby One-Piece
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsThis is AMERICA, dagnabbit. Find me a boat to throw some tea from, man. I'm feeling a strong sense of patriotism, of FREEDOM! Of fireworks and beer and barbecue. There's a harbor, there's crates, it's 1773, let's make this happen. Whether or not it's the 4th of July, party down with this funny 'Merican shirt as you SOAR LIKE A MIGHTY EAGLE.
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsSherri H.2018-08-06
Mufasa Onsie
Love this! Seems to be good quality -- cannot wait to see on my new grandson!
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Heathered Light Gray
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6 months
Cecilia A.2018-08-04
I hella love it!
I can't wait until I see my grandson in it!
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Heathered Light Gray
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12 months
John R.2018-07-27
great service, small size
I was excited to find the "Thick Thighs Save Lives" merchandise that included baby onesies. Pricing was good, service was fast. Material seems to be good. The only problem I have is that the ladies medium t shirt is extremely small. When I first took it out of the package my first impression was that it looked more like a boys medium or at best a women's small. I needed it as a gift so I had to give it to my friend along with the info about exchanging it so hoping that she does. She is going to request a large and hope that it fits or is not too big. Not sure if this is typical or if a mistake but would recommend overall but be sure and check the sizing when it is received.
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Heathered Light Gray
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24 months
Irma Z.2018-05-14
Cute
Cute, well made
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6mos
Kevin P.2018-05-13
Evil Morty
My buddy’s wife is pregnant with a little evil Morty.
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6mos
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