This is AMERICA, dagnabbit. Find me a boat to throw some tea from, man. I'm feeling a strong sense of patriotism, of FREEDOM! Of fireworks and beer and barbecue. There's a harbor, there's crates, it's 1773, let's make this happen. Whether or not it's the 4th of July, party down with this funny 'Merican shirt as you SOAR LIKE A MIGHTY EAGLE.