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I Shop Online Because I Hate Wearing Pants Hoodie
I Shop Online Because I Hate Wearing Pants Hoodie
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I Shop Online Because I Hate Wearing Pants Hoodie

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If anyone asks you why you only shop online when you want to buy something, tell them, "I Shop Online Because I Hate Wearing Pants"! This funny and lazy shirt is perfect for anyone who can't stand the thought of pants and would much rather make all their purchases online than around other pants-wearing people!

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If anyone asks you why you only shop online when you want to buy something, tell them, "I Shop Online Because I Hate Wearing Pants"! This funny and lazy shirt is perfect for anyone who can't stand the thought of pants and would much rather make all their purchases online than around other pants-wearing people!
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