Holiday Blowout! Save 30% on Everything with Code: HOLIDAY
FREE US SHIPPING OVER $50 | FREE EXCHANGES & RETURNS
X

{{flyoutData.latestItem.title}}

${{flyoutData.latestItem.discounts.price}}${{flyoutData.latestItem.discounts.bogo_price}}
${{flyoutData.latestItem.price}}Style: {{flyoutData.latestItem.inventory_description}}Size: {{flyoutData.latestItem.size.description}}Color: {{flyoutData.latestItem.color}}Quantity: 1
1 item was added to your cart. Checkout
I May Be Garbage but at Least I Go into the Can Not in the Cannot T-Shirt
I May Be Garbage but at Least I Go into the Can Not in the Cannot Tee
{{ currentStyleName }} / {{ currentColorName }}({{ sku }})

I May Be Garbage but at Least I Go into the Can Not in the Cannot T-Shirt

${{ currentPromotionPrice.toFixed(2) }}${{ currentBasePrice.toFixed(2) }}

${{ currentBasePrice.toFixed(2) }}

({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} Reviews

Yes I am garbage. I am horrible, horrible garbage but I have to always remind myself that garbage goes into the CAN not into the cannot. If you are part of the trash nation, and humbly know yourself and love some self deprecating humor, than this motivational shirt, will help keep you in the garbage CAN not in the garbage CANNOT

  • {{ categoryName }}
{{ typeData.description == 'Pullover' ? 'Crewneck Sweatshirt' : typeData.description }}

Select Style



{{ styleData.description }}

Select Size

Size Guide

Color


{{ title.text }}
{{ currentStyle.description }}
${{ basePrice }}
${{ salePrice }}
({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} Reviews

Please select a size before adding to cart

Also Available On

{{ firstRelatedProduct.defaults.style_description }}
{{ style.description }}
{{ relatedProduct.defaults.style_description }}
View All Styles
Product Story
Yes I am garbage. I am horrible, horrible garbage but I have to always remind myself that garbage goes into the CAN not into the cannot. If you are part of the trash nation, and humbly know yourself and love some self deprecating humor, than this motivational shirt, will help keep you in the garbage CAN not in the garbage CANNOT
Product Features
{{ currentStyle.long_description }}
Size Guide

{{ currentStyle.description }}

Please Note: Sizes Are Approximate

Click Here to view the complete size guide for all product styles.

Explore

About this Design

Yes I am garbage. I am horrible, horrible garbage but I have to always remind myself that garbage goes into the CAN not into the cannot. If you are part of the trash nation, and humbly know yourself and love some self deprecating humor, than this motivational shirt, will help keep you in the garbage CAN not in the garbage CANNOT

Product Features

Our fitted Men’s Cotton tee is made from an exceedingly soft 100% ring spun cotton. It features a crew neckline with hemmed sleeves and bottom for durability. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Athletic Gray is made up of 90% cotton and 10% polyester.{{ sku }}

All Men’s Cotton Tee Product Reviews

(4.7) 72 Reviews

All {{ overall.style }} Product Reviews

({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} Reviews
Leviathen J.2018-12-01

Boop

Boop
Color black
Size md
Rob H.2018-11-28

Runs small

Runs a whole size small wish it came in a xxxl got it for my dad
Color green
Size 2x
Jeffrey W.2018-11-24

T-Shirt

I’ve never felt so openly gay around my family. Boner jams and nuts smacking.
Color pool
Size 2x
Ben S.2018-11-23

Screenprint is slightly off but

Screenprint is slightly off but the customer support was great and overall I like the shirt!
Color black
Size md
Oliver T.2018-11-23

Shrinks Badly

Love the design, it was printed well and accurate. The t-shirt, however, shrunk at least a full size on its first wash, maybe even two sizes. Size up.
Color black
Size lg
{{ review.name }}{{ review.reviewed_at.split(' ')[0] }}

>

Color {{review.color}}
Size {{review.size}}
Load more reviews
;