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Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock T-Shirt
Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock Tee
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Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock T-Shirt

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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people

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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people
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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people

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Our fitted Men’s Cotton tee is made from an exceedingly soft 100% ring spun cotton. It features a crew neckline with hemmed sleeves and bottom for durability. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Athletic Gray is made up of 90% cotton and 10% polyester.{{ sku }}

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Megan L.2018-11-10

Great!

My long distance best friend and I purchase a lot of shirts from here and this one is another great addition to the collection. My only complaint is that the design did not have the same color “pop” on the gray shirt we chose. This could be due the resolution available of electronic devices, but it’s the first time I’ve encountered the issue. Either way, still very happy with my purchase.
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Alisha R.2018-11-09

Love it!

Great quality, fits as expected
Color black
Size 2x
Mike B.2018-11-07

Amazing Service

The postal service messed up my delivery and actually returned the package. LookHuman was amazing and took care of everything for me, re-processing my order and getting my shirt to me quickly. I was very excited to get it in the mail!
Color athletic_brown
Size md
Angella B.2018-11-07

Mothman tshirt

Love this shirt!
Color athletic_gray
Size sm
Susan J.2018-11-05

Great quality and craftsmanship!

Love the shirt, screen print is clear and nice. Fit is perfect. Colors matched.
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Size 2x
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