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Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock Crewneck Sweatshirt
Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock Pullover
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Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people

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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people
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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people

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Elizabeth R.2019-12-16

Hit

Love Love Love! Everyone at the party thought it was hilarious.
Color irish_green
Size 3x
Jeff B.2019-12-14

Great quality

Great quality and perfect fit! I'm 5'2 115 and I like it a little oversized so I got a medium! It's perfect! Men's medium are usually bigger than this medium but I guess bc it's unisex it's pretty on point with sizing!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Kathryn F.2019-11-07

Super-Cute!

Soft, and fits as expected. So cute!
Color athletic_maroon
Size sm
Christina M.2019-11-01

Perfect

I love cheekily imposing my way of life on others. The sweatshirt feels high quality and I'm glad I bought it!
Color athletic_maroon
Size md
Oliver R.2019-10-28

Love it!

One of my new favorite sweatshirts!!
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Amber M.2019-10-28

Very cool sweatshirt

Very cool sweatshirt
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Victoria E.2019-10-27

It was great.

It was great.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
Ali D.2019-10-27

I like it

it looks great
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Morgann B.2019-10-26

Amazing!

Amazing! Great quality & its soooo cozy
Color sand
Size lg
alice h.2019-09-17

Can’t tell you how many

Can’t tell you how many positive comments I received while wearing this sweatshirt. I ordered the wrong size, but customer service went above and beyond my expectations. I have recommended this site to tons of my friends and coworkers and I would definitely shop here again.
Color purple
Size md
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