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Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock T-Shirt
Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock Tee
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Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock T-Shirt

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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people

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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people
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