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Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock Baseball Tee
Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock Baseball
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Eat My Guac and I'll Kick You in the Cock Baseball Tee

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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people

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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people
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I love guacamole. Guac is love, guac is life. So let's get this straight, if you touch my avocado on my tacos, burritos or nachos, then I will immediately kick you in the cock! My guacmole is mine precious and I won't let you touch it. If you are very protective of your green avocado topping then this funny guac shirt is perfect for getting your message across to even the most dense of people

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CaSandra C.2019-07-13

Cute

Really cute and creative. Love it. Fits well.
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Sarah K.2019-07-11

Snug and thin

I’m between an xl and 2xl, so when I got the xl I knew it’d be a bit snug. I was expecting the material to be a bit thicker, though, as it’s fairly thin and thus translucent. It’ll be good for layering though.
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Size xl
Amber M.2019-05-29

Festive

festive!
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Size xl
Edwin B.2019-04-26

Would Shop Here Again

Good fit!
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Tori S.2019-03-17

I love it!!

I love it!!
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Size 2x
Margo B.2019-02-22

I love it. It’s perfect

I love it. It’s perfect
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Size xl
Yolanda C.2019-02-16

He loved it!

He loved it!
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Size lg
Eileen D.2018-12-29

Arrived early.

Arrived early.
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Size xl
Chaney D.2018-11-28

So excited!

Love my shirt and can’t wait to wear it to holiday parties!
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Chaney D.2018-11-22

Can’t wait to wear this

Can’t wait to wear this to holiday parties!
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