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Captain's Log Baby One-Piece
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Captain's Log Baby One-Piece

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Captain’s log. stardate 4324.2 I believe I am currently making a captain’s log in my diaper. Number One will have quite the number two to clean up. Watch helplessly as your baby poops where no baby has pooped before with this funny baby one piece, perfect for a nerdy baby shower, turning your baby into a captain of a starship, being a red shirt, preparing your child for starfleet academy, and teaching your child how to speak klingon.

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Captain’s log. stardate 4324.2 I believe I am currently making a captain’s log in my diaper. Number One will have quite the number two to clean up. Watch helplessly as your baby poops where no baby has pooped before with this funny baby one piece, perfect for a nerdy baby shower, turning your baby into a captain of a starship, being a red shirt, preparing your child for starfleet academy, and teaching your child how to speak klingon.
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