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Humans Are Gross Tote Bag
Humans Are Gross Tote
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Humans Are Gross Tote Bag

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This 90s alien tote is great for all those anti social goths and grunge kids who hate everyone because "humans are gross." Ew, this sarcastic tote is perfect for fans of antisocial quotes, alien jokes, 90s fashion, goth, grunge and sarcasm.

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This 90s alien tote is great for all those anti social goths and grunge kids who hate everyone because "humans are gross." Ew, this sarcastic tote is perfect for fans of antisocial quotes, alien jokes, 90s fashion, goth, grunge and sarcasm.
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