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I'm Not Slurring My Words Tank Top
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I'm Not Slurring My Words Tank Top

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I'm not slurring my words, I'm just talking in cursive. Don't let anyone tell you you're drunk. If you are at a party and some jerk tries to stop you from having another drink, just point to this shirt and let them know that you aren't slurring your words, you are just talking in cursive!

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I'm not slurring my words, I'm just talking in cursive. Don't let anyone tell you you're drunk. If you are at a party and some jerk tries to stop you from having another drink, just point to this shirt and let them know that you aren't slurring your words, you are just talking in cursive!
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