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I'm Not Slurring My Words Baby One-Piece
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I'm not slurring my words, I'm just talking in cursive. Don't let anyone tell you you're drunk. If you are at a party and some jerk tries to stop you from having another drink, just point to this shirt and let them know that you aren't slurring your words, you are just talking in cursive!

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I'm not slurring my words, I'm just talking in cursive. Don't let anyone tell you you're drunk. If you are at a party and some jerk tries to stop you from having another drink, just point to this shirt and let them know that you aren't slurring your words, you are just talking in cursive!
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Sherri H.2018-08-06

Mufasa Onsie

Love this! Seems to be good quality -- cannot wait to see on my new grandson!
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 6 months
Cecilia A.2018-08-04

I hella love it!

I can't wait until I see my grandson in it!
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 12 months
John R.2018-07-27

great service, small size

I was excited to find the "Thick Thighs Save Lives" merchandise that included baby onesies. Pricing was good, service was fast. Material seems to be good. The only problem I have is that the ladies medium t shirt is extremely small. When I first took it out of the package my first impression was that it looked more like a boys medium or at best a women's small. I needed it as a gift so I had to give it to my friend along with the info about exchanging it so hoping that she does. She is going to request a large and hope that it fits or is not too big. Not sure if this is typical or if a mistake but would recommend overall but be sure and check the sizing when it is received.
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 24 months
Irma Z.2018-05-14

Cute

Cute, well made
Color heathered_light_gray_rs
Size 6mos
Kevin P.2018-05-13

Evil Morty

My buddy’s wife is pregnant with a little evil Morty.
Color heathered_light_gray_rs
Size 6mos
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