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I'm Not Slurring My Words Tank Top
I'm Not Slurring My Words Tank
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I'm Not Slurring My Words Tank Top

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I'm not slurring my words, I'm just talking in cursive. Don't let anyone tell you you're drunk. If you are at a party and some jerk tries to stop you from having another drink, just point to this shirt and let them know that you aren't slurring your words, you are just talking in cursive!

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I'm not slurring my words, I'm just talking in cursive. Don't let anyone tell you you're drunk. If you are at a party and some jerk tries to stop you from having another drink, just point to this shirt and let them know that you aren't slurring your words, you are just talking in cursive!
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I'm not slurring my words, I'm just talking in cursive. Don't let anyone tell you you're drunk. If you are at a party and some jerk tries to stop you from having another drink, just point to this shirt and let them know that you aren't slurring your words, you are just talking in cursive!

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Our relaxed Men’s tanks, are made with exceedingly soft 100% ring spun cotton. They feature a rounded and hemmed neckline with wide comfortable straps. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Colors such as pink, grey, and blue are made with 50% poly 25% ring spun cotton and 25% Rayon.{{ sku }}

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Leo H.2018-12-03

Amazing love it !!

Super comfy and fits my body like a boss ! Perfect love it
Color black
Size xl
Stephanie Z.2018-11-09

Love it!

Love it!
Color heathered_gray_bc
Size lg
Mariella P.2018-11-07

Did great

I got a black tank top with this design and love it. Look Human did an incredible job with the printing and packaging and made a great product.
Color black
Size md
Jaime W.2018-10-31

Great fit, super comfy.

Love it. Hilarious, good quality, comfy, and quickly shipped.
Color heathered_gray_bc
Size sm
larry s.2018-10-08

The lettering wasn't bright enough.

The lettering wasn't bright enough. Not like in the picture
Color gold
Size lg
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