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Single, Taken, Hibernating Hoodie
Single, Taken, Hibernating Hoodie
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Single, Taken, Hibernating Hoodie

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This funny relationship status shirt features the text "Single, Taken, Preparing to Hibernate" in a list with check boxes. Relationships can be rough, and when cold weather hits all you want to do is eat and sleep until spring. Perfect for those who love food, hate the cold, like sleeping, taking naps, or could be confused with a bear.

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This funny relationship status shirt features the text "Single, Taken, Preparing to Hibernate" in a list with check boxes. Relationships can be rough, and when cold weather hits all you want to do is eat and sleep until spring. Perfect for those who love food, hate the cold, like sleeping, taking naps, or could be confused with a bear.
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