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Here Are 30 Silly Valentine's Day Cards For Your Crush Collection

Thinking about sending a card to your Valentine? Look no further! These silly cards are sure to make you irresistible.

Slay Me Greeting Card

Slay Me Greeting Card

Whether you're a lover of gay lingo, or daydream about falling in love with a vampire - this design is for spicy lovers only. Celebrate Valentines Day with this bold, bloody design.

Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash Greeting Card

Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash Greeting Card

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

Be My Simp? Greeting Card

Be My Simp? Greeting Card

Would you do me the prestigious honor of being my Simp this Valentines Day? Worship me, Daddy. It's the least you could do.

My Heart Burns For You More Than My Acid Reflux Greeting Card

My Heart Burns For You More Than My Acid Reflux Greeting Card

No amount of Tums will quell the burning in my chest for you, my love! At least the warmth in my chest is a good one, unlike after I eat spicy chili.

You Make My Heart Beat Faster Than My Anxiety Greeting Card

You Make My Heart Beat Faster Than My Anxiety Greeting Card

Is this love at first sight, or is my social anxiety just kicking in? Honestly, it's kinda hard to tell. Either way, you're cute, can I have your number?

Hugs And Hisses Snake Greeting Card

Hugs And Hisses Snake Greeting Card

Show your love and appreciation for your loved one and snakes with this, "Hugs And Hisses" sappy snake design! Perfect for Valentine's, an anniversary, and snake puns!

Eye Really Like You Greeting Card

Eye Really Like You Greeting Card

Got your eye(s) on someone? Let them know that they're something to behold with this cute fantasy game inspired design.

You Are My Fantasy DnD Valentine Greeting Card

You Are My Fantasy DnD Valentine Greeting Card

Roll a natural 20 with your love with this, DnD inspired valentine or anniversary gift featuring the text, "You Are My Fantasy" with a set of dice for Dungeons and Dragons! Perfect for nerds, gamers, and lovers!

I'd Come Out of Hiding For You, Valentine Greeting Card

I'd Come Out of Hiding For You, Valentine Greeting Card

I'm one step ahead of disaster, chaos follows me wherever I go... Except for you, Valentine! You're the light in the darkness and I would give it all up for you!

Validate Me Daddy Candy Heart Greeting Card

Validate Me Daddy Candy Heart Greeting Card

Nothing feels better than a little validation, especially not on one of the most romantic holidays! Celebrate Valentines day with this funny and cheeky, "Validate Me Daddy" candy heart parody, Valentines day greeting card!

I Love You So Mush Greeting Card

I Love You So Mush Greeting Card

My heart has mushroom to grow, and I hope that includes you! I adore you, you're such a fungi. let me love you some spore.

Noodlin' Into Yer Heart Greeting Card

Noodlin' Into Yer Heart Greeting Card

You've noodled your way into my heart, valentine! You're quite the charmer! Show some love for your valentine this year with this cute danger noodle design featuring a snake wrapping themselves around a heart!

Crushing On You Greeting Card

Crushing On You Greeting Card

OMG Valentine, I'm like, TOTALLY CRUSHING on you!! Like, LITERALLY! With my GIANT, TERRIFYING, KAIJU BODY!! Luv U bbaaaaabe!!

Will You Bean Mine, Valentine? Greeting Card

Will You Bean Mine, Valentine? Greeting Card

My love, you are PAWsitively radiant. You're my cat's meow! Would you bean my valentine?

I'm Thinking About Those Beans Greeting Card

I'm Thinking About Those Beans Greeting Card

"I;m thinking about thos Beans". Shitpost your love for your cat with this cute paw in a heart design!

Are You A Ferret? Because You've Stolen My Heart Greeting Card

Are You A Ferret? Because You've Stolen My Heart Greeting Card

I love you more than a ferret loves stealing socks!! Show your Significant other how much you love them with this cheesy pickup line. Perfect for Valentines day and Ferret Lovers!

Will You Be My Honey? Greeting Card

Will You Be My Honey? Greeting Card

Honey, I Love You Beary Much! Won't give me your paw and be my valentine? I love you more than a bear loves honey!

Cross Me Off Your To-Do List Goose Greeting Card

Cross Me Off Your To-Do List Goose Greeting Card

Honk your heart out at your crush with this cute, "Cross Me Off Your To-Do List" valentine goose game inspired design! Perfect for a valentine gift, anniversary, and cute dates!

Are You A Hamburger? Cuz You've Got Buns, Hun Greeting Card

Are You A Hamburger? Cuz You've Got Buns, Hun Greeting Card

Do you lift? Cuz this is a great pick up line. Show off your charisma and charm with this funny, pick up line design featuring the text "Are You A Hamburger? Cuz You've Got Buns, Hun ;)". Great for a valentine, crush or anniversary gift!

I've Taken a Lichen to You Greeting Card

I've Taken a Lichen to You Greeting Card

Ya know, I think our relationship is pretty rock solid. It's grown on me, too! I'd say I've taken a lichen to you! Show your love with this groan worthy nature pun, perfect for valentines day or equally, a hike in the woods with your partner!

I Love You Cuz Ur Trashy Like Me Raccoon Greeting Card

I Love You Cuz Ur Trashy Like Me Raccoon Greeting Card

Show your best friend or significant other how much you love being trashy with them, with this "I Love You Cuz Ur Trashy Like Me" raccoon design! Perfect for a valentine, anniversary, bff, and cute gifts!

Roll For Romance Greeting Card

Roll For Romance Greeting Card

Initiate combat, er, romance, with this cute d20 featuring a CRITICAL HEART, which means a complete success on your romance rolls. Perfect for valentines day or your next table top adventure night!

You're Something To Behold Greeting Card

You're Something To Behold Greeting Card

Adventurer I could truly gaze upon you for eternity. Show some love to your significant other with this cute dnd pun, perfect for some dungeon crawling, spell casting, and dragon slaying!

You Must Be Trash Cuz I Like You Greeting Card

You Must Be Trash Cuz I Like You Greeting Card

Hey uhm, I think you're real trashy- because I like you a lot! Get cute with this funny trash loving raccoon design perfect for showing affection towards your loved ones!

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