NSFW Collection

Knead me, daddy – then toast me and eat me! Show off your foodie NSFW fun with this bread pun design.

Unwrap me carefully, cuz I'm gonna crumb! Show off your funny, food puns with this, "I'm Gonna Crumb" granola bar design, featuring a crumbling snack falling out of a wrapper.

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this not suggestive at ALL cup of coffee being filled with creamer! Okay, maybe its a little suggestive, or a lot suggestive.

The CDC recommends you stay 6 feet away from this big fat dump truck ass. Warn other's to stay away from your big dumpy with this funny design.

Call out anyone who tried to do the dirty in front of your salad with this funny and very NSFW meme about sex and salads! Have a laugh with your friends while you rock this funny, gay porn, parody, NSFW right in front of my salad meme shirt!

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Show off your love for these NSFW holiday treats with this funny, gingerbread and candy cane penises design!

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Butter My Buns Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and moist with this steamy, buttery, NSFW design!

Are you down to cluck?

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Pound My Cake Daddy! This Pound Cake is ready to get creamed! Totally not inappropriate whatsoever...

Fill me with that creamy goodness. Double stuff me until I'm bursting at the seams! After you're done with that, make sure to cover me in white, milky juices and eat me up~

Show off your love of tacos and your dirty sense of humor with this, "Taco Dirty To Me" taco design with a flushed facial expression. Perfect for food puns, taco lovers, and dirty minds.

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Cookies and Cream Me Daddy! This suggestive ice cream is creamy and dripping! Ahegao get yourself a bowl!

Ahegao long! Ready for a field goal? (Pun)t me daddy! This dirty little football is ready to go all the way! Show of some funny fall football vibes with this innuendo-wn design!

This naughty ahegao face inspired pentagram is perfect for witches with a very nsfw sense of humor. Use it to ward off evil spirits by making them uncomfortable!

I'm delicious, moist, and creamy... You know you wanna eat me, daddy! This NSFW donut is sure to get a laugh from people with a naughty sense of humor.

Mmmm warm, meaty, moist and... cheesy. Wait, what did you think I was talking about?

God I'm sooo hungry, feed me some of your chum. It's chalk full of protein, I'm sure.

God I'm sooo hungry, feed me some of your chum. It's chalk full of protein, I'm sure.