Relationship Status Collection

Relationships aren't all they're cracked up to be, especially when held in contrast with the shining pinnacle of love: Pizza. Whether you need a pizza shirt, a lazy shirt to kick around in at home, or something funny to advertise the virtues of the single life, this funny junk food shirt is the shirt for you!

This funny relationship shirt reads, "Single And Ready To Flamingle" and is perfect for anyone who is ready to get out and shake their tail feathers! Let people know you are ready to mingle with this cute flamingo tee!

Not everyone has their perfect someone else, and when you don't (or, hey, even if you do) no one will love you more than netflix, pajamas, and that bottle of wine. So, put on those comfy pj pants and this "My Relationship Status Is Netflix, Pajamas and Wine" shirt, pour yourself a considerable amount of wine and sit down in front of your TV and binge watch the newest season of your favorite show.

Who needs a significant other when you have pizza rolls? Food is always there for you. People might always be there too, but that doesn't mean you have to want them there! Love yourself. Love pizza rolls, and take pride in your love with this funny food lover's shirt.

Sorry if you're not a hot goth duck I'm not interested. Show your love of animals and goth culture with this t shirt inspired by the world's hottest, broody Australian waterfowl, the Tufted Duck!

This basic bitch is ready to get a date with this, "Omg I'm Like Totally Single" relationship status shirt. Perfect for Valentine's Day, showing your singleness and availability to date!

Who needs relationships when you can just have pumpkin spice? Unlike people, pumpkin spice latte's have never let you down. Pumpkin spice is there for you, forever and always...

Single, taken, mythological creature symbolizing purity and grace that is nigh impossible to capture. Show that your relationship status is being a unicorn with this unicorn inspired design.

Netflix, Oreos & Sweatpants. ALL A GIRL NEEDS IN LIFE!

Single, taken, who cares? It's better to be drunk! This shirt is perfect for rebounding from a bad break-up by hitting the bars and partying in the club! This shirt is perfect for single people who love to get hammered and have a good time. Alcohol not included. Please wear this shirt responsibly.

I'm pretty good at lookin' cute on a couch, doing nothing. That's about it to be honest. Set the bar for standards pretty low and hopefully get struck by cupid's arrow with this funny valentines day t shirt perfect for a lazy nextflix marathon alone with your cats and some junk food or breaking the ice with this self examining pick up line.

This shirt is perfect for the Oktoberfest loving, party going beer lover in all of us. If you take your beer as serious as you take your relationships you might as well show it off! You're committed to the brew like it's the love of your life.

Going through a breakup? Allow me to offer you the sage advice "Lawyer Up Delete Facebook Hit The Gym.

This sassy apathetic design features the text "I Feel Nothing" in a valentine candy heart. Great for when you want to share your apathy, single status, sassy, sarcastic, asexual, misanthropic, anti valentines day, awkwardness with the world!

I'm not looking for a relationship right now because i'm getting ready to rule the world. This shirt is perfect for the person who loves comics, world domination and letting everyone know their evil (or awesome) plans. The next time you're out let boys and girls know they shouldn't even try.

When people think that you are forever alone on Valentine's Day let them know that you always have food to love you with this singles design that says "I'm Not Single I'm Dating Food". Perfect for someone in a committed relationship with pizza or any other kind of junk food.

Show off your single pride and sense of humor with this funny little snack food inspired shirt! Don't let the single life get your down!

Just spooning my boyfriend...out of his container...it's nutella. Boast your single life with this foodie shirt.

Show all the boys that you are 100% boyfriend material with this design. Throw this bad boy on and just wait for the girls to flock to you. No flirting necessary, let this flirty, couples, laundry tag, funny shirt do all the talking! You will have a girlfriend in no time!

Not everyone enjoys dogs, but you love yours unconditionally. Next time you're walking your pooch and someone has something to say about cats being better, just smile and let them read "My Dog Is Cuter Than Your Boyfriend" shirt design. With this you'll no longer have to put up with people giving your dog a weird look because they'll be staring at you.

I'm sorry, I am already in a committed relationship right now. This relationship is with my bed. It will never leave me and it'll always be there with a warm embrace of blankets all day every day. So I am sorry but I am just not in a relationship right now. As long as I have my bed on valentines day or any other day of the year, that's all I'll need.

itunes got it all wrong because the hottest single of the year is you. For those who are proud to say they are single and ready to mingle there is this dating themed design perfect for when you are forever alone on valentines day or any time of the year you want people to know what they are missing out on.

Dates are really just a societally-constructed way to obtain free food. Really, the most ideal introvert date would consist of the person ordering you a pizza from far away so that you don't even have to talk to them, but hey, if you're close enough for them to read your ideal date shirt with its handy instructions, that works too.

Ohhhh nope nope nope not today. Like I have time to date when I am busy crying over these fictional characters. Have you even SEEN the gifsets I've been posting?! Criminy. Listen, there's nothing wrong with getting feelings about OCs and ships. I'm sure Hemingway did the same shit. And even if he didn't, it's whatever! Grab this nerdy pride shirt today and do you.

Ohhhh nope nope nope not today. Like I have time to date when I am busy crying over these fictional characters. Have you even SEEN the gifsets I've been posting?! Criminy. Listen, there's nothing wrong with getting feelings about OCs and ships. I'm sure Hemingway did the same shit. And even if he didn't, it's whatever! Grab this nerdy pride shirt today and do you.