Pickup Lines Collection

This funny whale shirt features a lovely whale and the phrase "do you like whales? 'Cause we can humpback at my place" and is perfect for people who love whales, bad pickup lines, partying, bad puns, the ocean, fish, marine biology, drinking, and humping all night!

Me + You = Heart. Now this is a math problem worth doing! Get out there and find your true love and get your flirt on with this cute, pick-up line, loving design!

Show your love of famous scientist who came up with the Theory of Relativity, Albert Einstein, with this funny, nerdy, bad pick up line featuring a sexy picture of Einstein giving his best smolder. This geeky t shirt is perfect for science nerds, fans of puns and dad jokes, and physicists looking to party, or for people looking to get a laugh out of their peers in the lab.

When you are hitting on someone you think is hot, you can never truly fail when Jesus is on your sides. So with this design, you can make sure christ is your wingman when someone special catches your eye on the outing. God is your man on anything involving love!

Mingle with some single christians with this funny bad pickup line shirt perfect for getting a laugh and breaking the ice whether you're in church out n about, at bars, on a date, or wherever! Oh God- amazingly bad pickup lines. How sweet the sound.

A sarcastic pickup line shirt to wear to flaunt your truly sassy humor and sarcastic wit. This funny hater shirt is sure to make all your haters angry, and remind them of where they came from: the depths of hell because they're all demons and you are a perfect angel.

This funny flirty shirt features the phrase "hey girl are you from Holland? Because Amster-damn" and is perfect for people who love the Dutch, Holland, Amsterdam, Europe, dikes, windmills, tulips, wooden shoes, and is ideal for flirting, partying, making people laugh, traveling, and wearing to school, Dutch class, college, university, working out at the gym, or just hanging out with your Dutch friends!

...Because all I can see is U & I ! -This chemistry filled pick up line is sure to get all the attention. Well, maybe all the attention from your fellow science lovers! Put a smile on someone's face and get this design!

Nothing turns people on like creepy video game pickup lines, so seduce your lover with your nerd references with this pickup line by asking her "are you clocktown? because I'm about to go down on you" .

"Hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe?" This is the classiest and possibly nerdiest of pickup lines, you'll feel like a character straight out of The Fault in Our Stars book with this design. Girls and boys alike will swoon and fall in love with your sensitivity.

Having sex burns 144 calories per hour. Wanna workout? Get it on at home or find some new romance at the gym with this funny workout pickup line type based design!

Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam!

Are you a Jedi Master? Because Yoda delicious! Find your Star Wars lovin' mate with this flirty design.

if you're a long haired bearded Viking you can pillage my village any day. Get a laugh with this raunchy pickup line perfect for a viking or valkyrie looking for champions worthy of Valhalla who's hot as Helheim, ripped like Odin's beard, and drinks mead like Thors no tomorrow.

Get some laughs with this humorous french inspired pun pickup line tee! You may not get any action from it, but at least it's a charming, cheeky pun, and that's exactly what an icebreaker needs to be.

You're so hot that you're causing my enzymes to denature! Pick up some hotties when you're out partying or in the lab with this funny science shirt!

You must be phylum because you are above class! Pick up some science nerd with this funny science pickup line design based on biological scientific classification hierarchy!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Pick 'em up with this funny pickup line design for singles everywhere or someone looking to get laughs from a significant other on an anniversary! Get flirty!

Are you a Dinosaur? 'Cuz you look like you're from the ~Curvaceous~ Period. Complement people on their curves with this funny groan worthy, facepalm inducing bad pick up line perfect for scientists like archeologists, geologists or biologists, a tyrannosaurus rex, dino lovers and fans of terrible puns.

Hey, are you an elder god? I ask because you are making me go absolutely CRAZY (or turning me into a fish person, I really am having a hard time telling. Anyways you are making me feel something so I am going to assume you're Cthulhu or some other elder god.

I don't fall for pickup lines, I fall for pickup trucks. Show off your love for the all-American country guy with this flirty, pickup line, country life, country shirt! Now hop in your special guy's pick-up truck and go muddin'!

Looking for a cute pickup line to find the right girl or gal? Look no further the lord has spoken! The book of Levitikiss is sure to get at least a laugh out of your boyfriend, girlfriend, or even date. Everyone will laugh and it'll be a good ol' time. If you're looking for a way to treat yourself this funny pun shirt is perfect for you!

What better way to pick up someone than with this cute, winking alien t shirt? Pick up chicks, dudes, aliens and any thing else in between with this Your Planet or Mine pick up line. Hit the bars or alien/UFO conventions and you'll be the talk of the town.

Get it? Get a laugh with this pun-tastic Pickup Line tee!

Get it? Get a laugh with this pun-tastic Pickup Line tee!