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Pickup Lines Collection

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About this Design This funny whale shirt features a lovely whale and the phrase "do you like whales? 'Cause we can humpback at my place" and is perfect for people who love whales, bad pickup lines, partying, bad puns, the ocean, fish, marine biology, drinking, and humping all night!
Do You Like Whales? T-Shirt
Do You Like Whales? T-Shirt
This funny whale shirt features a lovely whale and the phrase "do you like whales? 'Cause we can humpback at my place" and is perfect for people who love whales, bad pickup lines, partying, bad puns, the ocean, fish, marine biology, drinking, and humping all night!
About this Design Me + You = Heart. Now this is a math problem worth doing! Get out there and find your true love and get your flirt on with this cute, pick-up line, loving design!
Me + You = Love T-Shirt
Me + You = Love T-Shirt
Me + You = Heart. Now this is a math problem worth doing! Get out there and find your true love and get your flirt on with this cute, pick-up line, loving design!
About this Design Show your love of famous scientist who came up with the Theory of Relativity, Albert Einstein, with this funny, nerdy, bad pick up line featuring a sexy picture of Einstein giving his best smolder. This geeky t shirt is perfect for science nerds, fans of puns and dad jokes, and physicists looking to party, or for people looking to get a laugh out of their peers in the lab.
Hey Girl Did You Come Up With Relativity? Cause You Look Albert Fine-stein T-Shirt
Hey Girl Did You Come Up With Relativity? Cause You Look Albert Fine-stein T-Shirt
Show your love of famous scientist who came up with the Theory of Relativity, Albert Einstein, with this funny, nerdy, bad pick up line featuring a sexy picture of Einstein giving his best smolder. This geeky t shirt is perfect for science nerds, fans of puns and dad jokes, and physicists looking to party, or for people looking to get a laugh out of their peers in the lab.
About this Design When you are hitting on someone you think is hot, you can never truly fail when Jesus is on your sides. So with this design, you can make sure christ is your wingman when someone special catches your eye on the outing. God is your man on anything involving love!
Are You Just Hot Or is That The Fire of the Holy Spirit Inside You? Racerback Tank Top
Are You Just Hot Or is That The Fire of the Holy Spirit Inside You? Racerback Tank Top
When you are hitting on someone you think is hot, you can never truly fail when Jesus is on your sides. So with this design, you can make sure christ is your wingman when someone special catches your eye on the outing. God is your man on anything involving love!
About this Design Mingle with some single christians with this funny bad pickup line shirt perfect for getting a laugh and breaking the ice whether you're in church out n about, at bars, on a date, or wherever! Oh God- amazingly bad pickup lines. How sweet the sound.
Is Your Name Grace? Cause You're amazing T-Shirt
Is Your Name Grace? Cause You're amazing T-Shirt
Mingle with some single christians with this funny bad pickup line shirt perfect for getting a laugh and breaking the ice whether you're in church out n about, at bars, on a date, or wherever! Oh God- amazingly bad pickup lines. How sweet the sound.
About this Design A sarcastic pickup line shirt to wear to flaunt your truly sassy humor and sarcastic wit. This funny hater shirt is sure to make all your haters angry, and remind them of where they came from: the depths of hell because they're all demons and you are a perfect angel.
Did It Hurt When You Clawed Your Way Out Of Hell T-Shirt
Did It Hurt When You Clawed Your Way Out Of Hell T-Shirt
A sarcastic pickup line shirt to wear to flaunt your truly sassy humor and sarcastic wit. This funny hater shirt is sure to make all your haters angry, and remind them of where they came from: the depths of hell because they're all demons and you are a perfect angel.
About this Design This funny flirty shirt features the phrase "hey girl are you from Holland? Because Amster-damn" and is perfect for people who love the Dutch, Holland, Amsterdam, Europe, dikes, windmills, tulips, wooden shoes, and is ideal for flirting, partying, making people laugh, traveling, and wearing to school, Dutch class, college, university, working out at the gym, or just hanging out with your Dutch friends!
Are You From Holland Because Amster-Damn T-Shirt
Are You From Holland Because Amster-Damn T-Shirt
This funny flirty shirt features the phrase "hey girl are you from Holland? Because Amster-damn" and is perfect for people who love the Dutch, Holland, Amsterdam, Europe, dikes, windmills, tulips, wooden shoes, and is ideal for flirting, partying, making people laugh, traveling, and wearing to school, Dutch class, college, university, working out at the gym, or just hanging out with your Dutch friends!
About this Design ...Because all I can see is U & I ! -This chemistry filled pick up line is sure to get all the attention. Well, maybe all the attention from your fellow science lovers! Put a smile on someone's face and get this design!
You Must be Made of Uranium and Iodine T-Shirt
You Must be Made of Uranium and Iodine T-Shirt
...Because all I can see is U & I ! -This chemistry filled pick up line is sure to get all the attention. Well, maybe all the attention from your fellow science lovers! Put a smile on someone's face and get this design!
About this Design Nothing turns people on like creepy video game pickup lines, so seduce your lover with your nerd references with this pickup line by asking her "are you clocktown? because I'm about to go down on you" .
Are You Clocktown? Because I'm About To Go Down On You T-Shirt
Are You Clocktown? Because I'm About To Go Down On You T-Shirt
Nothing turns people on like creepy video game pickup lines, so seduce your lover with your nerd references with this pickup line by asking her "are you clocktown? because I'm about to go down on you" .
About this Design "Hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe?" This is the classiest and possibly nerdiest of pickup lines, you'll feel like a character straight out of The Fault in Our Stars book with this design. Girls and boys alike will swoon and fall in love with your sensitivity.
Fragile Human Connection T-Shirt
Fragile Human Connection T-Shirt
"Hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe?" This is the classiest and possibly nerdiest of pickup lines, you'll feel like a character straight out of The Fault in Our Stars book with this design. Girls and boys alike will swoon and fall in love with your sensitivity.
About this Design Having sex burns 144 calories per hour. Wanna workout? Get it on at home or find some new romance at the gym with this funny workout pickup line type based design!
Sex Burns 144 Calories Per Hour (Wanna Workout?) Racerback Tank Top
Sex Burns 144 Calories Per Hour (Wanna Workout?) Racerback Tank Top
Having sex burns 144 calories per hour. Wanna workout? Get it on at home or find some new romance at the gym with this funny workout pickup line type based design!
About this Design Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam!
Are You a Beaver? T-Shirt
Are You a Beaver? T-Shirt
Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam!
About this Design Are you a Jedi Master? Because Yoda delicious! Find your Star Wars lovin' mate with this flirty design.
Yodalicious T-Shirt
Yodalicious T-Shirt
Are you a Jedi Master? Because Yoda delicious! Find your Star Wars lovin' mate with this flirty design.
About this Design if you're a long haired bearded Viking you can pillage my village any day. Get a laugh with this raunchy pickup line perfect for a viking or valkyrie looking for champions worthy of Valhalla who's hot as Helheim, ripped like Odin's beard, and drinks mead like Thors no tomorrow.
You Can Pillage My Village Any Day T-Shirt
You Can Pillage My Village Any Day T-Shirt
if you're a long haired bearded Viking you can pillage my village any day. Get a laugh with this raunchy pickup line perfect for a viking or valkyrie looking for champions worthy of Valhalla who's hot as Helheim, ripped like Odin's beard, and drinks mead like Thors no tomorrow.
About this Design Get some laughs with this humorous french inspired pun pickup line tee! You may not get any action from it, but at least it's a charming, cheeky pun, and that's exactly what an icebreaker needs to be.
Woah Girl Are You French Cuz Madamn T-Shirt
Woah Girl Are You French Cuz Madamn T-Shirt
Get some laughs with this humorous french inspired pun pickup line tee! You may not get any action from it, but at least it's a charming, cheeky pun, and that's exactly what an icebreaker needs to be.
About this Design You're so hot that you're causing my enzymes to denature! Pick up some hotties when you're out partying or in the lab with this funny science shirt!
You're So Hot You're Causing My Enzymes to Denature T-Shirt
You're So Hot You're Causing My Enzymes to Denature T-Shirt
You're so hot that you're causing my enzymes to denature! Pick up some hotties when you're out partying or in the lab with this funny science shirt!
About this Design You must be phylum because you are above class! Pick up some science nerd with this funny science pickup line design based on biological scientific classification hierarchy!
You Must Be Phylum Because You Are Above Class Tank Top
You Must Be Phylum Because You Are Above Class Tank Top
You must be phylum because you are above class! Pick up some science nerd with this funny science pickup line design based on biological scientific classification hierarchy!
About this Design Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Pick 'em up with this funny pickup line design for singles everywhere or someone looking to get laughs from a significant other on an anniversary! Get flirty!
Apart From Being Sexy, What Do You Do For a Living? Tank Top
Apart From Being Sexy, What Do You Do For a Living? Tank Top
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Pick 'em up with this funny pickup line design for singles everywhere or someone looking to get laughs from a significant other on an anniversary! Get flirty!
About this Design Are you a Dinosaur? 'Cuz you look like you're from the ~Curvaceous~ Period. Complement people on their curves with this funny groan worthy, facepalm inducing bad pick up line perfect for scientists like archeologists, geologists or biologists, a tyrannosaurus rex, dino lovers and fans of terrible puns.
Curvaceous Period Tank Top
Curvaceous Period Tank Top
Are you a Dinosaur? 'Cuz you look like you're from the ~Curvaceous~ Period. Complement people on their curves with this funny groan worthy, facepalm inducing bad pick up line perfect for scientists like archeologists, geologists or biologists, a tyrannosaurus rex, dino lovers and fans of terrible puns.
About this Design Hey, are you an elder god? I ask because you are making me go absolutely CRAZY (or turning me into a fish person, I really am having a hard time telling. Anyways you are making me feel something so I am going to assume you're Cthulhu or some other elder god.
Are You an Elder God? Because You Are Making Me Go Crazy Racerback Tank Top
Are You an Elder God? Because You Are Making Me Go Crazy Racerback Tank Top
Hey, are you an elder god? I ask because you are making me go absolutely CRAZY (or turning me into a fish person, I really am having a hard time telling. Anyways you are making me feel something so I am going to assume you're Cthulhu or some other elder god.
About this Design I don't fall for pickup lines, I fall for pickup trucks. Show off your love for the all-American country guy with this flirty, pickup line, country life, country shirt! Now hop in your special guy's pick-up truck and go muddin'!
I Don't Fall For Pickup Lines I Fall For Pickup Trucks Racerback Tank Top
I Don't Fall For Pickup Lines I Fall For Pickup Trucks Racerback Tank Top
I don't fall for pickup lines, I fall for pickup trucks. Show off your love for the all-American country guy with this flirty, pickup line, country life, country shirt! Now hop in your special guy's pick-up truck and go muddin'!
About this Design Looking for a cute pickup line to find the right girl or gal? Look no further the lord has spoken! The book of Levitikiss is sure to get at least a laugh out of your boyfriend, girlfriend, or even date. Everyone will laugh and it'll be a good ol' time. If you're looking for a way to treat yourself this funny pun shirt is perfect for you!
Hey Let’s Study The Book Of Levitikiss Together T-Shirt
Hey Let’s Study The Book Of Levitikiss Together T-Shirt
Looking for a cute pickup line to find the right girl or gal? Look no further the lord has spoken! The book of Levitikiss is sure to get at least a laugh out of your boyfriend, girlfriend, or even date. Everyone will laugh and it'll be a good ol' time. If you're looking for a way to treat yourself this funny pun shirt is perfect for you!
About this Design What better way to pick up someone than with this cute, winking alien t shirt? Pick up chicks, dudes, aliens and any thing else in between with this Your Planet or Mine pick up line. Hit the bars or alien/UFO conventions and you'll be the talk of the town.
Your Planet Or Mine? Tank Top
Your Planet Or Mine? Tank Top
What better way to pick up someone than with this cute, winking alien t shirt? Pick up chicks, dudes, aliens and any thing else in between with this Your Planet or Mine pick up line. Hit the bars or alien/UFO conventions and you'll be the talk of the town.
About this Design Get it? Get a laugh with this pun-tastic Pickup Line tee!
Pickup Line T-Shirt
Pickup Line T-Shirt
Get it? Get a laugh with this pun-tastic Pickup Line tee!
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