Weekender Totes

Animals! Gotta respect their space and admire them from afar! While you can pet some of them, we reccommend keeping your distance from the wild trash cat. Their special move is "dumpster dive".

Disappointment isn't just a feeling, it's a lifestyle. Look, you don't even have to have high standards to feel like you've been let down, and boy howdy does the world let us down sometimes.

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.

equip yourself with the best gear, use your inventory to it's fullest, and cast cast some radical spells with this retro game inspired pixel art tarot that resembles RPG graphics of yesteryear!

Eat! Sleep! Frog! Repeat! That is what it is all about!! Get your basic needs met and keep your frogs in the daily routine this funny design inspired by gameboy graphics and....frogs.

Put out THICC and GROOVY vibes with this far out design perfect for loving your body and enhancing your extremely powerful, groovy aura.

TAKE. MORE. NAPS. Rest and relax more with this groovy vintage looking text design that wants you to take care of yourself and live a more chill and steady existence!

Don't be ashamed of just chillin' at the pad! Leap into some vibes with this cute groovy frog.

Who doesn't want to get high and look at frogs? Have you SEEN frogs? Find your best buds and admire the ribbiting world of frogs with this funny funky design!

Plant some planets and enjoy the wildflower solar system with this cute, retro, plant planets design! Perfect for loving flowers, nature, space, science, and a groovy aesthetic!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Did you get lost wandering the woods and got caught up in several ghost stories? Ain't that just the way! Get yourself home and make some friends along the way with this autumnal themed pattern!

Who needs a "dream job" I just want to grow food and flowers! Celebrate the beauty of gardening with this, "I Don't Want A Dream Job I Want A Garden" retro design!

Who needs a "dream job" I just want to grow food and flowers! Celebrate the beauty of gardening with this, "I Don't Want A Dream Job I Want A Garden" retro design!

Show of your PC GAY-mer pride with this groovy retro styled PC tower that's glowing with all the colors of the 2021 pride flag! This Gay as hell PC is too cool to overheat!

All bodies are beautiful bodies! Period. Show off your support for all body types and some self-love with this retro, floral, body-positive design!

Chillax with this funny design that doesn't want to even begin to associate with the concept of movement!

Everyday I'm NOT hustlin' cause laziness is a myth and hustle culture defines your worth by overworking for respect. Cut some clear work-life boundaries and allow yourself the space to veg out with this retro parody design!

peace the F*** out with this funny and crass design for those who wanna check out in style.

These delicious franken-furters are positively electric! Packed with all the juicy goodness of whatever we could dig up in the meat plant, these nutritious sausages will bring you to life!

We all remember those creepy clocks. You know the ones. The ones that move their eyes back and forth as they go tick, tock, tick, tock... Despite their creepy appearance, we all seem to have a little nostalgia for them!

Get totally spoopy this Halloween with this rad jack o lantern halloween design inspired by 80s retrowave and big silly spooky vibes.

Show off your love for the cozy, breezy, fall season and for retro, mid century modern design with this fun, fall, leaves pattern design.

Get groovy this autumn and show off your love of fall in retro style, with this "Fall is Groovy" vintage-inspired type design!

Cozy up in the warmth of these retro fall leaves with this vintage-inspired pattern design! Perfect for loving autumn, leaves, fall, and 60s and 70s groovy patterns!

There's no better way to scream "I'm a shameless furry" than a good yiff design. ...Well, I suppose you could LITERALLY scream "yiff", but this is the next best thing. And it's retro too!

Feels the vibes and take a trip into these colorful, venus eye traps! Perfect for loving venus fly traps, plants, psychedelics, and trippy patterns.