Weekender Totes

Don't push your luck, you'll get the buck-kaw! Strut around with your fancy plumage and get the personal space and peace you deserve with this funny sassy chicken pun!

Move over hot girl summer, it's time for silly goose fall! Celebrate the season change with this funny, silly, fall goose design!

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

Just a silly goose living their best silly goose life! Show off your love of geese, space, reading, pizza, sleeping, sunshine, and being a honking goose time!

Just a silly goose living their best silly goose life! Show off your love of geese, space, reading, pizza, sleeping, sunshine, and being a honking goose time!

Watch out, I'm back on my silly goose shit! Show off your love of being a silly, sassy goose with this illustration of a goose wearing sunglasses strutting in the sunshine.

Ah, the mona geesa, a famous historical piece of art. It's easy to see why it's one of the most valuable artpieces ever created! I mean, just looking at it makes me feel a little honkers!

Animal's screaming, in general, is just a mood. This variaty of screeching critters is perfect for those days when you need to silently yell profanities at the world!

The truth is, no one knows what the cluck they're doing! So don't worry about finding your purpose in life, just vibe like this funny chicken.

Once upon a midnight dreary, blah blah whatever. This weak and weary joker is such a downer, I'm outie.

Look, it's hard to fly all day every day, okay? Sometimes you just need to crash---preferably into a pillow. Give your flappers a rest and just snooze for a while.

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!