Weekender Totes

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Animals! Gotta respect their space and admire them from afar! While you can pet some of them, we reccommend keeping your distance from the wild trash cat. Their special move is "dumpster dive".

Listen buddy, don't mess with me I can lift 500+ pounds (in dnd). Show off your strength (in a role playing setting) and flex your beautiful muscles (that your wicked cool barbarian has) with this funny workout design that's perfect for the gym (and by the gym I mean this campaign's next session).

Yeah nah I'm good out here. Hard pass on whatever your day is trying to offer you with this funny parody of thank you bags.

That butt is looking pretty sus. Get cheeky with this funny videogame parody design featuring a very bootyful imposterior.

Get into some tasty cryptid lore with this funny logo parody with horns and wings evoking the legendary and spooky Jersey Devil!

You know you have that Big Pie Energy when the notion of baking anything instantly makes anyone think of you! Make some mean pies this thanksgiving with this funny twist on BDE.

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

Legend tells of a living horror who forged a kingdom of death and destruction, consuming all who opposed him, leaving no foe nor food uneaten; none could escape his squishy, hungy wrath.

This haunting slice of bread is sure to cause some screams this halloween! Perfect for being nostalgic for the 90s, horror movies, and spooking people with a good pun.

Light me up inside (I can't light up). Bring it back to the 00s this halloween with this broody sadboy jack o' lantern.

Everyday I'm NOT hustlin' cause laziness is a myth and hustle culture defines your worth by overworking for respect. Cut some clear work-life boundaries and allow yourself the space to veg out with this retro parody design!

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

It's very convenient, but takes longer than is probably normal? At least there's a cool theme song that plays. It's a little obnoxious having to shout a catchphrase every time though.

Ace is the place with the helpful hard-nope folks. Show off your asexual pride with this funny home improvement themed logo parody featuring the ace flag.

When the rain comes down, you hear a wild dog howl... Beware that old wolf at the rudder... There's trouble ahead---Whatever you do: Don't pay the furry man! WAAAAH-AAAH.

The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.

This anime is a BEAR to watch, but tune in because it's an (ursa) major part of pop culture! This magical girl won't pun-ish you in the name of the moon for appreciating this fuzzy take on the classic anime heroine!

These remakes are getting silly. She doesn't even have a nose anymore! ...Well, not that she had much of a nose to begin with, but you get the point!

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.

Huff. Momma shark's gonna need a minute. Uh, doo doo, etc. Maybe leave this fella out of the song.

I could space out in your eyes forever, Mars-kun~. Get some laughs with this silly, anime styled, sparkly-eyed extraterrestrial! stars weird kawaii chan alien chan super cute cute alien parody ironic sparkle eyes sparkly eyes kun anime funny manga starry eyes big anime eyes anime memes japanese animation alien e.t.

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

You set the loaf on the fridge, thinking the bag would keep it fresh, but don't turn your back on it, or you may find a waking nightmare awaits you! Beware!