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Merry Christmas, more like "Money Christmas." Celebrate big money and big cheer this holiday with this "Make it Rain" reindeer!

This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!

pls senpai, notice me Put those puppy dog eyed vibes out there with this cute vaporwave inspired pleading emoji.

This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!

We all know that the holidays belong to the cats!! But as far as you know, all the ornaments that have been destroyed were the fault of the dog, right? Nope, not the cat at all.

Tingle, Tingle, kooloo-limpah!" Tingle created those words. Don't steal them. Tingle all the way for the holidays with this Legend of Zelda-inspired design!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Oh, Lawd! Here he comes, dual welding candy canes of holiday joy! Celebrate the festive season with this iconic internet cult figure!

Santa has always been the man with the Ho's! This man is full of Christmas spirit!

Real gamers remember the original Gamebee. Sooth that nostalgic sting as you comb through the memories with this sweet pattern of bee consoles!

...And a Happy New Year! The holidays are always the best when you have a nice and loving chonky friend to celebrate with! Be festive and show your feline chonky love with this Merry Chonkmas Tee!

You just gotta love the high-strung and easily angered demon slayer ~! Show your love for angy Inosuke with this rad Inosuke pattern!

You just gotta love the high-strung and easily angered demon slayer ~! Show your love for angy Inosuke with this rad Inosuke pattern!

OMG! Who else is as excited as this rabbit for Christmas?! Enjoy this rubber hose inspired design for this fun expression of everyone's favorite holiday!

If you're fast as F***, with high defenses, but you have low HP, then you're actually a Cactuar from Final Fantasy.

Honk your way to victory with this Andy Warhol inspired goose pop art pattern! Show off your love for geese while being stylish all at the same time!

Scream at own ass until you travel back in time with this funny retrowave possum design thats sure to be a timeless, relatable classic.

"I AM HERE, COMING DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY LIKE A HERO! FEAR NOT, CITIZENS! SANTA HAS ARRIVED!" This Christmas-themed All Might parody is perfect for anime, manga, and My Hero Academia fans!

Happy Birthday Jesus! Celebrate the birth of christ in this humorous christmas shirt.

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Knitting: It's not a hobby, it's a post- apocalyptic life skill. When zombies, aliens, nuclear destruction, global warning happens, who will be there to save us from the fallout or freezing temperatures when we can't buy new warm clothes? Those who knit will save us all with their yarn and knitting hooks.

Birdbox? Ain't that a thing you do when you put two birds into a boxing ring? Show your love for Netflix, humor and Birdbox with this boxing bird design!

Sorry I can't work today- I'm retired. Yes, retired! As in, I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today. Get others to tiredly groan along with you with this groovy sleepy sun pun design that could probably use a day off.

Aye, little froggie just doing froggie things. Just bring him all the flies to capture and eat. This little froggie will put your mind at ease.

That butt is looking pretty sus. Get cheeky with this funny videogame parody design featuring a very bootyful imposterior.

Hey remember that line in Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer thats like "Olive the Other Reindeer used to laugh and call him names" ? What was up with that guy and why was he such a jerk to poor Rudolph? Get some laughs with this holly jolly lyrical parody featuring Olive, the Other Reindeer.

"You better watch out, you better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why~" Even when you don't believe in Krampus or yourself, at least Krampus will always believe in you. <3 Celebrate the cynical, wicked side of Christmas with this "Krampus Believes in You" design!

Eat! Sleep! Frog! Repeat! That is what it is all about!! Get your basic needs met and keep your frogs in the daily routine this funny design inspired by gameboy graphics and....frogs.

Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.

Every witch has the subconscious desire to draw cards from a deck that is absolutely about to call them out. Give into your urges to do witchy stuff with this groovy take on "the feminine urge" meme featuring a witch's hand holding the Sun, Moon, and Star tarot cards!