Die Cut Stickers

Watch out, I'm back on my silly goose shit! Show off your love of being a silly, sassy goose with this illustration of a goose wearing sunglasses strutting in the sunshine.

My tummy issues are as colorful as a rainbow! Be sassy and gassy and show off your funny, self-deprecating, digestive struggles with this funny, "I Have a Tummy Ache" rainbow design.

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

This mushroom-themed design is not for the faint of heart. With the words "I will feast on your corpse," it's perfect for horror fans and those with a dark sense of humor. The design features a bold mushroom graphic that's sure to make a statement. Get ready to spook your friends with this must-have design. Perfect for Halloween or any other occasion that calls for a little bit of macabre fun. Shop now and make your wardrobe a little more thrilling!

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

Motherfluffer. An expression for the ages. Show off your sassy cattitude with this funny cat design!

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

Let's get ready to bumble! Be a protector with the bees with this funny, bee with a knife design. Perfect for loving pollinators and cute, sassy bees.

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Show the world that sometimes it be like that with this humorous design featuring the poem parody, "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, It Don't Always Be Like That, But Sometimes It Do" for all your life motivational quotes!

F*** all y'all. Show your love of swear words and sailor tattoos with this old school black and white stippled heart tattoo inspired design.

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this sassy, sweet and filthy, go eat a bag of dicks shirt! Tell those haters to go eat a bag of dicks!

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

Hope you have a day! Wish others well or not, or pretty much just be neutral with this funny and sassy "Have A Day" shirt design.

Two things you wouldn't expect to have to say in the same breath, yet, here we are in 2020, starting at the basics. Wash your dang hands and don't be racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist, ageist, xenophobic, or otherwise ignorant hateful person. Spread compassion not germs and fight ignorance with this funny hand washing design!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!

If you love pink and also love gangster rap, this girly design is for you! Represent your taste in music and disregard for authority with this F*** The Police design for ballers who really know how to celebrate Valentines!

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.

This little unassuming guy is not to be trifled with, he ain't going down without a fight, so you better not cross him! Very cute, but deadly and on a mission.

Hi there, I hope you're having a wonderful day! Oh me? Hahaha, I'm not okay! But that's okay! Maybe tomorrow will be better!

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I Am In Constant Physical Pain. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it. Besides, I may be in pain, but I'm still F***ing hilarious.

Everything's fine, I'm barely holding it together, but I'm fine! Ironically show off sunshine, smileys, and rainbows with this, "Barely Holding It Together" design for coping with, ya know - life.

Embrace your inner, ominous ball of fire with this funny (and scary) Sun design that calls forth an inner chaos and desire to watch things burn.

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!

Be extra and be proud with this, "Always Doing The Most" retro, groovy type design! Perfect for loving attention, or hustling and putting in a lot of effort, and generally being extra AF.