Socks

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW home decor, and vaginas.

Don't mess with me OR the turtles! Show off your love of turtles and animal with this, "Mess With The Turtle You Get The Hurtle" sassy turtle design with an illustration of a turtle with a sword. Perfect if you want to save the turtles and being left alone.

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Is reality actually a simulation? Whatever it is, it's rough! Grin and bear it with this sassy, "Just Another Day In The Simulation" smiley design!

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

Introducing the worlds cutest most sassy animal fish creature ever to exist.... the Snappybara! Feel your Snappybara sass in this adorable mashup design.

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Oh shit. A mood for most occasions! Show off your sassy cat attitude with this, "oh shit." cute, cussing cat!

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this , BoOoOo ghost design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

He's pink, soft, and round, but he'll fight you! He doesn't just steal abilities, he'll steal your life if given a reason!!

If there's one thing that should go without saying, it's that you shouldn't be an asshole. It doesn't kill you to be nice! Share love, not hate.

Keep it juicy and eat that lunch with this fun, colorful "I Keep It Juicy" music inspired design with lettered typography and illustrations of a watermelon, peach, lemon, strawberries, and raspberries. Perfect for loving cute fruit, staying thicc and keeping it juicy!

Sugar, spice, and under no obligation to be nice - these are the things that girls are made of! Show off your sassy, fierce feminist, girl power attitude with this parody design.

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

You're kitten on my last nerve so fluff you! Show off your sassy cattitude with this , "Fluff You" kitten design with a cat flippin' the bird.

Get sassy with this cool retrowave inspired antisocial design perfect for outrunning a dystopian future cop or listening to some sweet nostalgic tunes.

Look cool as a cucumber with this pickle that says "DILL with it"! Yeah, it can come off a bit sour, but ya know what, it's not your problem you're a bit spicy.

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and these not today satan, parody socks.

Show off your love of skunks, the stinky cats out there with this, "Stinky Cat" skunk design! Perfect for cat , skunk humor, skunk lovers, animal , and animal gifts!

Animal and booty are some of the best things in life! This song parody design "I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly" for the sassy jellyfish that feels bootylicious! Perfect for animal , animal , song parody, animal parody, and jellyfish gifts!

Sometimes life is pretty grim. Coming straight from the afterlife to tell you just how relentless life really is, It's the grim reaper in the flesh! Err, or rather, a lackthereof.

This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!

MothaF***a, I'm ill...mentally. Show off your dope vibes and self deprecating humor with this graffiti inspired design!

Keep your hands off our rights, men of congress. You're controlling behavior over women and our bodies has gone too far! Show the world that we are willing to fight for control over our own uterus!

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!