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Greet your friends and family with this festive traditional spanish greeting this holiday season with this cool shirt! Featuring a lovely bushy mustache, a festive santa hat, and the words "feliz navidad bitchachos", which roughly translates to "merry christmas bitchachos". Perfect for spanish speakers and christmas freaks everywhere!

Happy Birthday Jesus! Celebrate the birth of christ in this humorous christmas shirt.

Get totally spoopy this Halloween with this rad jack o lantern halloween design inspired by 80s retrowave and big silly spooky vibes.

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

Legend tells of a living horror who forged a kingdom of death and destruction, consuming all who opposed him, leaving no foe nor food uneaten; none could escape his squishy, hungy wrath.

The Little Hormone That Could is behind you all the way, helping you along with good feelings of happiness and tranquility! If serotonin thinks you can, then by god you have a chance!

Life is so much better on a treatment plan! You can stop fighting so much with your body, and take back that time and energy to do the things that you love. Let folks know you're getting the help you need, and maybe encourage them to get it too!

You're a stumbling block to me! Tell your ADHD to pull it together and let you live your life with this stylized, minimalist design!

Service animals are some of the cutest and friendlies animals around, but it's really important that you leave them alone when they're on the job!

Duuuuude I can see sound. I haven't tripped this hard since I took that nosedive down the stairs... yesterday? Time and I aren't on good terms right now... I think time might be a person.

Look at that goofy grin, so innocent... and so thinly veiling the evil intent of a criminal mastermind. What sinister plots hide under that hat? DON'T TRUST IT!

I may be able to snap your bones like twigs but that doesn't mean I don't love a good snuggle! I promise I won't tear you to shreds!

Sometimes even the mother of chromatic dragons needs to take a moment to calm down with a cup of hot, soothing tea. And she's the best at it---it's right there in her name! ...I think.

If you want to cheat, you can rhyme it with anything ending in "ee", but that's cheating. "A sailor took a pen to sea to write some stupid poetry" is CHEATING.

"The sun is out here," I said, looking up at the scowling star, "and people, and cars, and and and I think I will try this again tomorrow." And that is what I did; but first I went inside and ate ice cream.

It's very convenient, but takes longer than is probably normal? At least there's a cool theme song that plays. It's a little obnoxious having to shout a catchphrase every time though.

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

These delicious franken-furters are positively electric! Packed with all the juicy goodness of whatever we could dig up in the meat plant, these nutritious sausages will bring you to life!

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

Why is it always "JACK-o-lantern", huh?? Turn heads and carve the patriarchy with this busty Halloween decoration!

A few rounds of the tommygun and you go where good bootleggers go: the Spookeasy! Have a few rounds with your mates, you earned it! Remember to haunt the other runners!

The tower represents sudden change and upheaval---like a sick come-behind clutch victory! Turn this card over and awaken frames that only 27,000 RGB lights can deliver!

Well F***. Hang in there cat! Show that the world has you hanging on to dear life with this illustration of a cat clinging to a branch.

Devonian era runs on Dunkle, Dunkleosteus Donuts. This Dunkin' donuts Dunkleosteus parody is perfect for fans of paleontology and fossils!

The legendary beast of the deep was known to have a sense of humor. Tales would tell that before it took down ships it would shout "What's Kraken?" Till this day people still cringe at the the phrase, whether it's because of the legend or it's outdated slang is still unknown. Be sure to get a laugh out of friends and nerdy passersby alike in this awesome retro styled kraken design.

If you ever feel like there's not enough beard in the world just remember this 100% real quote from Mahatma Gandhi- " Grow the beard you want to see in the world!" Show off your majestically good beard with this funny beard print parody of the inspirational quote "Be the change you wish to see in the world" which is sometimes attributed to Gandhi. Whether he said it or not, this beard print is perfect for inspiring an awesome face full of beard hair you know you have inside!