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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

As the hot weather fades, chilly breeze and pumpkin season falls among us. It's time to say goodbye to hot girl summer and give a warm welcome to deranged possum autumn!

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

What, you think Shakespeare invented new words while he was sober? Have you actually READ Hamlet? Dude was high as a kite. Roll one out for the Bard.

Anyone feeling good? If so, go ahead and cop this kawaii kimochi design!

For all beer lovers out there, let's show some appreciation towards science for it's wondrous contribution to our every day indulgences!

Tis the season and get a daddy to deck your halls!

Did you guess? Did you get it right?? IT'S HALLOWEEN BITCHES!

So....you didn't know we were living in a live action anime remake, huh? Tch. Typical. Baka. Live everyday like just one of your favorite anime's with this funny nerdy design!

Huh? Sports? YEAH I watch sports- er, sports anime, anyway. That counts! Get heated up and cheer on your favorite sports anime heroes with this funny ironic sports design!

If you ever have a hard time say 'no,' let this design do all the work for ya!

Beware! This adorable blub sucker is on it's way to look for it's next victim!

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

Watch out for truck drivers, if you mess with them you'll probably find out the hard way!

Could this be any more obvious?

Gourd damn! Tis the season of fall---where everything is dying and the spookiness comes alive!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

I wanna get lost in the jocks and goals and drift away! Show your love of any sport that takes place on turf with this song parody!

Oh boy, dogs and logs... we can only imagine what they'd do. What powers they hold. What sins they'd commit.

That word just hits different if you say it like he does. Trust, it will make your day and everyone else's!

Forget big dick energy, it's all about personality now. You got to preserve, process, and ferment yourself into something desirable. Hone in that big dill energy like the perfect pickle you are!

A wise man once said, if you're a real man, you can go through anything. No need for handicaps, this is all raw! Be a man!

When we see our fellow holy sister nun go on a run, we can only wonder what sins she's done... if any.

Everyone has heard of Super Smash Bros. But have you ever heard of Super Trash Bros.?? Well, your life is about to change when you cop this design!