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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

If getting absolutely blasted and chilling around on a couch or a rock all day just vibing sounds like a good time, this very relaxed weed smoking iguana is for you.

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

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If you're ever wondering why things are the way they are. Why is the sky blue and the lakes black... Capitalism did that!

Lite one up on a full moon and do some high witch sh*t with your coven or chill at the hut with your familiars with this weed themed pun based on the phrase "hokus pokus".

Despite all my rage I am still just a Nicolas Cage. Your love of pop culture, Nicolas Cage memes, and Smashing Pumpkins parody puns will be made very apparent with this internet design. Nic Cage would be proud of your funny punny humor.

Waking up and choosing violence is so last year. It's time to take it up a notch and be a menace. It's subtle, classy, and harmless while doing the most. So go ahead and leave that seat up and be true to you!

A fun but nsfw design showcasing the pleasures of eating a delicious lollipop. If you got a sweet tooth yourself, it's definitely hard to resist something so yummy!

Behold! This new art installation was inspired by the original classics. May I present to you, The Shitter! This creation is dedicated to those that took a shit at one point in their lifetime. If you are one of those people, this design was made with you in mind!

If I'm not for anyone, then it just means I'm for the streets. The streets are always welcoming.

Listen to the Godfrog and froget about it, or else.

Tell everyone you love them in the only way you can- by being a lil' shit. This cute and crude poop emoji design is perfect for showing your appreciation to your favorite poop head.

The hole in the center of every mom is filled with her children, a sentiment well expressed by this adorable design of a momma donut on a stroll with her little donut holes. Perfect for Mother's Day or anytime you want to show appreciation for your own momma!

Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

This just in, your favorite news anchor is back in town! There's no need to worry about not being in the loop of things anymore. This fish is iconic and reliable. Just rest assured that you can trust him!

If someone ever asks you what your weekend plan looks like, just show them this design. A picture speaks a thousand words, that's for sure.

Chaotic Noochral- good source of threatening aura! "Moral" savory seasoning without the lawfulness! Keep your next tabletop session on their toes as you aspire for freedom of nooch before all else with this punny, nerdy design!

Ah, who else but Dio???!?! Whether you can trust a cute bunny ever again, you can at least be weary about the endeavor while chilling in this punny Dio bun bun tee!

Make some space to be silly while exploring the multiverse with this pair of googly eyes! Perfect for finding joy in the midst of chaos, and silliness in the struggles of life.

Have the range with this funny twist on the Angle/Devil meme featuring Heaven and Hell's iconic representatives, Crowley and Aziraphale.

Hi, I'm high. It's nice to meet you, happy 420!

Featuring one of the cutest yet forbidden combinations ever. Presenting fish leggies! Let loose your imaginations and wear this adorable mash-up!

Bet you didn't see that one coming did you? Neither did your parents. If you find yourself a walking plot twist, own it and always keep people guessing!

Bet you didn't see that one coming did you? Neither did your parents. If you find yourself a walking plot twist, own it and always keep people guessing!

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.