Phone Cases

Show the world you mean business when you wish to have your pronouns respected with this sassy and cute shark design with a trans flag behind them!

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

There's a lot of materials I could choose to be, but the one I chose was WAIFU material.

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!

Cats are simple creatures, they demand something of you and you give it to them, it's not rocket science!

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

Rest in peaches! Show off your hardcore girl power with this badass Princess Peach design! Watch out for this princess and you better get out of her way, because there is a red shell coming for you!

Be a touchdowner at the next football game or tailgate you're dragged to this fall with this super sassy, "I Think Both Teams Should Lose" funny, anti-sports design. Perfect for being a fan of parties but not football.

I'm A Baddie girl, in a bad bitch world! This world was made for you and all things pink, so go ahead and flaunt your bad bitch self.

Black Mermaids Matter! Black lives matter! This mermaid was made because there is a strong lack of animated princesses/mermaids of color today in the media. So what better way to encourage more diversity in characters than to showcase your stance with this design!!

Bend over and get stuffed! This angry teddy knows what it's like, so now he's extending the offer to you. Clearly it's not pleasant.

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

It's Libra Season, Bitches! If you need a little balance in your life, look no further than an attractive libra. Their awesomeness is in the air!

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this sassy, sweet and filthy, go eat a bag of dicks shirt! Tell those haters to go eat a bag of dicks!

Relaxing, in my lane, chilling. You know, just trying to survive the world crumbling around me. What else can one do?

Damn Mothman, you thicc! Rockin' those stilettos and poppin that booty! Strut that stuff!

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets! All you need in this life, and all you get in hell, we're so ready! Show off some sassy satanism, sex positive, chicken nugget fun with this design!

You just keep swimming downstream, and it doesn't end. Get some laughs with this fish that has seen some things.

Ah, you have drawn the Queen of Swords- aka "Don't tell me to smile". It's not difficult to tell what this card's about! Set some clear boundaries and keep the message direct with this funny parody of the Rider Waite Smith Tarot card, the Queen of Swords!

More Burritos Less Bullshit. Simple. Life would be so much easier...

whether you're talking to customer service, your kids, your family, or your employees... It's important to talk to them respectfully! Being rude gets nobody anywhere, and kindness is universally appreciated! Be kind, Show love, And BE loved!

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I Am In Constant Physical Pain. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it. Besides, I may be in pain, but I'm still F***ing hilarious.

Let's face it, we all need the sun in order to survive, because who else will provide us all the vitamin D and kisses on our skin?