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The truth is, no one knows what the cluck they're doing! So don't worry about finding your purpose in life, just vibe like this chicken.

Trick or treat and halloween has never been so honkin' adorable! honk or treat, smell my feet, give me some seed to eat. If you don't, i'll bite your ankles.

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

Legend tells of a living horror who forged a kingdom of death and destruction, consuming all who opposed him, leaving no foe nor food uneaten; none could escape his squishy, hungy wrath.

Life is hard, even for this sleepy little pug. Not only is he tired, but he's tired of the world. Great for people who are pugging over everything.

The tower represents sudden change and upheaval---like a sick come-behind clutch victory! Turn this card over and awaken frames that only 27,000 RGB lights can deliver!

A few rounds of the tommygun and you go where good bootleggers go: the Spookeasy! Have a few rounds with your mates, you earned it! Remember to haunt the other runners!

These delicious franken-furters are positively electric! Packed with all the juicy goodness of whatever we could dig up in the meat plant, these nutritious sausages will bring you to life!

Gather your coven and witchy crew with this , "Sup Witches" witchy design with the phases of the moon and some red roses. Perfect for casting spells and making witch friends!

Sssssshiver me timbers, matey! What's the matter, never seen a sea serpant before!? I'm no regular python, I'm an Ayethon!

This barn ain't big enough for the both of us, so why don't you cluck off!? Show off being a sassy, silly chicken with this, "Cluck Off" chicken design!

Sometimes even the mother of chromatic dragons needs to take a moment to calm down with a cup of hot, soothing tea. And she's the best at it---it's right there in her name! ...I think.

Ah, the mona geesa, a famous historical piece of art. It's easy to see why it's one of the most valuable artpieces ever created! I mean, just looking at it makes me feel a little honkers!

Will it be arson? Perhaps theft? Or perhaps it will simply be terrorizing the locals? We may never know.

This is not just any sugar daddy. This is a refined, eloquent, chemical makeup of a sugar daddy.

Shroom with a broom. Be on the look out because we don't know what he'll do! Show off your ambitions with this adorable, hard working shroom!

Every hard work deserves an 'out of this world' nap. Rest well and get your beauty sleep like this alien here!

Tough and scary on the outside, cute and uwu on the inside. Sometimes we all gotta embrace our adorable side. Go on, don't be shy this shirt is perfect for you!

I'll hang onto this boba for dear life! Anyone who tries to take it from me will get their breath taken away - literally, not figuratively. Don't mess with my Boba!

When the rain comes down, you hear a wild dog howl... Beware that old wolf at the rudder... There's trouble ahead---Whatever you do: Don't pay the furry man! WAAAAH-AAAH.

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The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.

Wow this tea is HOT!! Absolutely smokin'! Can I get some milk with this?

This anime is a BEAR to watch, but tune in because it's an (ursa) major part of pop culture! This magical girl won't -ish you in the name of the moon for appreciating this fuzzy take on the classic anime heroine!

These remakes are getting silly. She doesn't even have a nose anymore! ...Well, not that she had much of a nose to begin with, but you get the point!

What, you think Shakespeare invented new words while he was sober? Have you actually READ Hamlet? Dude was high as a kite. Roll one out for the Bard.

Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.

How about you mind your own business and buck off! Show that you'd rather be left alone with this angry, "Buck Off" deer design.

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

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