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I like sports, but also... ANIME! I can hang with the sports bros then the weaboos. Also, I do love exclusively sports anime, how can you not?

I Really Hate Sports, They are Dumb, and I Don't Care. Ugh if I hear one more person talk about fall football imma lose my mind. Show off your sassy anti-sports attitude, and see if u can piss off fans as much as they piss you off, pick your matches wisely.

We don't do sports, we don't like sports, we do THEATRE. But we still deserve the sporty tees, so at least we can have the sporty aesthetic right? This mock sports tee is for those who want to support their own team, team theatre!

Let's get pumped! Pump some iron with this pumped pumpkin and lift heavy this fall with this funny, fall, lifting, pumpkin pun design.

Aww, help this ghost heal its boo boos. Bring take it with you to a nice home and give it all the love and care in the world!

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Get your game on with this fun hockey pucks pattern! It may be hard to keep track of the puck during the game, but they're easy to spot when they're all over your stuff! Perfect for your next game party!

I'd rather be apple picking! It's fall which means it's the perfect season to pick apples! Show off your love for apple picking and how you'd rather be doing nothing but picking apples with this , sassy, fall, apple picking design.

Run like someone just called you and asked, "What's your favorite scary movie?" Outrunning a mysterious serial killer is one way to get in your cardio! Show off your love for horror movies and running with this , cardio, running, horror parody design.

If It Ain't Spooky I Don't Want It! SPOOKY SHIT ONLY! Tis the season of scares, of Halloween, and I will have nothing off-theme thank you very much.

Halloween is the season for black cats and candy corn! Equally omens of possible unluckiness, because we all know candy corn is nasty....right?

This sassy ghost has had enough! Get out of here with that boo sheet.

Spooky season got a hold on you? Get Ssspooky this Halloween with this enthusiastic snake.

Halloween, it has pumpkins and black cats, what's not to love! These adorable little kitties among pumpkins are perfect for spooky season!

Horror Movies and chill? Halloween brings upon the most gloriously gory of films. If you're a Horror Movie Whore, then show off your love for all the spooks and scares!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Unless you're allergic to dogs, not liking them is not allowed! Bye, Felicia.

Here for only a good time and not a long time? What are you waiting for? Let people know how fun and friendly you are with this lovely approachable design!

Karma is a spooky bitch and will haunt you! Keep people spooked from treating you badly with this , "Karma Is A Spooky Bitch" sassy ghost design!

It's okay to cry, skulls are sensitive too! Share your feelings with this sad boy, crying, skull with tears design.

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Ew It Smells Republican In Here.... This is it, this is what you wear to your majority conservative republican family holiday parties. When your family forces you to go to church, when you want to do a bit of a silent protest, when you're feeling angsty - this is it. Don't want to put effort into verbally expressing your beliefs because you know it will fall upon deaf ears? Let them read it, get their blood pressure going, yunno?

How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!

This aheghost is ready to get filled with the Halloween spirit! Spook me daddy! HARDER!

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

When you slay that charcuterie board so hard it becomes a char-cut-a-bitch!

Rock this parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

This design is made for the people in the back that didn't hear it the first time.

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...